Dad jokes for kids are short, silly jokes that dads use to make their children laugh. Or, at least, they try to.
Despite our dads’ best intentions, these funny one-liners often result in a hard facepalm and rolling of the eyes. Instead, if your sense of humor is broken like mine, you’ll find them utterly hilarious, to the point that I also use them despite being female, in my 20s, and definitely not a dad.
Dad jokes were once considered a bad thing, but millions now celebrate them. They’re a staple of social media and have even been studied by academics.
While the exact origin of the term dad joke is unknown, a writer for the Gettysburg Times quoted it in June 1987 under the headline, “Don’t ban the ‘Dad’ jokes; preserve and revere them.”
What we know for sure is that good dad jokes usually involve puns and lame wordplay, but can also include references to pop culture, like movies or TV shows, that few people under 30 would understand.
If you’re looking for some help to expand your repertoire of funny dad jokes, this article is made for you. Enjoy the best dad jokes for kids, and have fun driving your kids up the wall!
Funny Dad Jokes for Kids
#121
What side of a tree grows the most branches?
The outside!
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#122

What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon?
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
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#123
Why are nurses always running out of red crayons?
Because they often have to draw blood.
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#124
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
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#125
What did the police officer say to his belly button?
You’re under a vest.
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#126

When did they find water on the moon?
When it was waning!
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#127
What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi.
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#128
Why is the cow always smiling?
It’s in a good mooood I guess.
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#129
When does a regular joke become a “dad joke?”
When it becomes apparent.
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#130

What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?
1Forrest1.
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#131
Kid: Dad, I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.
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#132
Kid: Dad, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?
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#133
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?
Dad: About two pounds.
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#134

Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
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#135
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
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#136
Dad to kid: Where are French fries from?
Kid: France?
Dad to kid: Greece!
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#137
What do you call a 12-inch nose?
A foot.
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#138

Why was the woman afraid for the calendar?
She said its days were numbered.
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#139
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well, it may have choked Artie, but it won’t choke Dad!
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#140
How do celebrities stay cool?
They have lots of fans.
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