Dad jokes for kids are short, silly jokes that dads use to make their children laugh. Or, at least, they try to.
Despite our dads’ best intentions, these funny one-liners often result in a hard facepalm and rolling of the eyes. Instead, if your sense of humor is broken like mine, you’ll find them utterly hilarious, to the point that I also use them despite being female, in my 20s, and definitely not a dad.
Dad jokes were once considered a bad thing, but millions now celebrate them. They’re a staple of social media and have even been studied by academics.
While the exact origin of the term dad joke is unknown, a writer for the Gettysburg Times quoted it in June 1987 under the headline, “Don’t ban the ‘Dad’ jokes; preserve and revere them.”
What we know for sure is that good dad jokes usually involve puns and lame wordplay, but can also include references to pop culture, like movies or TV shows, that few people under 30 would understand.
If you’re looking for some help to expand your repertoire of funny dad jokes, this article is made for you. Enjoy the best dad jokes for kids, and have fun driving your kids up the wall!
Funny Dad Jokes for Kids
#81

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon.
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Short Dad Jokes for Kids
Short dad jokes for kids are quick one-liners that children can memorize in seconds and retell all day. Great for when you need a fast laugh without a long setup.
#82
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on fire.
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#83
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
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#84
My kid just asked me "Can I have this, apple?"
Guess he doesn’t know my name is Dad.
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#85
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
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#86
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
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#87
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
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#88
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
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#89
Why can’t you send a duck to space?
Because the bill would be astronomical.
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#90

What happened when the world's tongue-twister champion got arrested?
They gave him a tough sentence.
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#91
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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#92
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.
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#93
What breed of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
Any breed of dog. Skyscrapers can’t jump.
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#94

What state is known for its tiny beverages?
Minnesota.
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#95
Did you hear about the square that got into a car accident?
Yeah, now he’s a rect-angle!
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#96
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is either one or the utter.
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#97
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
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#98

Why did the coffee go to the police?
To report a mugging.
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#99
Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
He was a great ruler!
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#100
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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