Dad jokes for kids are short, silly jokes that dads use to make their children laugh. Or, at least, they try to.
Despite our dads’ best intentions, these funny one-liners often result in a hard facepalm and rolling of the eyes. Instead, if your sense of humor is broken like mine, you’ll find them utterly hilarious, to the point that I also use them despite being female, in my 20s, and definitely not a dad.
Dad jokes were once considered a bad thing, but millions now celebrate them. They’re a staple of social media and have even been studied by academics.
While the exact origin of the term dad joke is unknown, a writer for the Gettysburg Times quoted it in June 1987 under the headline, “Don’t ban the ‘Dad’ jokes; preserve and revere them.”
What we know for sure is that good dad jokes usually involve puns and lame wordplay, but can also include references to pop culture, like movies or TV shows, that few people under 30 would understand.
If you’re looking for some help to expand your repertoire of funny dad jokes, this article is made for you. Enjoy the best dad jokes for kids, and have fun driving your kids up the wall!
Funny Dad Jokes for Kids
#61

What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
No luggage, I’m traveling light.
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Clean Dad Jokes for Kids
Clean dad jokes for kids are completely family-friendly, with no bad language and nothing you need to explain later. Safe for the classroom, a birthday party, or a long car ride.
#62
What’s the difference between a badly dressed kid on a bicycle and a well dressed kid on a tricycle?
Attire!
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#63
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two.
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#64
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
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#65
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.
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#66
Kid: Dad, can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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#67
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
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#68
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
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#69
Why do skeletons stay so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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#70

Why did the bicycle keep falling over?
It was two tired.
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#71

Did you ever notice ants don't get sick?
They're full of anty-bodies.
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#72
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
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#73
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
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#74

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
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#75

At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
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#76
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
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#77
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
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#78

Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
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#79
Why did the computer get mad at the printer?
Because it didn’t like its toner voice.
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#80
What's ET short for?
Because he's only got tiny legs!
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