Dad jokes for kids are short, silly jokes that dads use to make their children laugh. Or, at least, they try to.
Despite our dads’ best intentions, these funny one-liners often result in a hard facepalm and rolling of the eyes. Instead, if your sense of humor is broken like mine, you’ll find them utterly hilarious, to the point that I also use them despite being female, in my 20s, and definitely not a dad.
Dad jokes were once considered a bad thing, but millions now celebrate them. They’re a staple of social media and have even been studied by academics.
While the exact origin of the term dad joke is unknown, a writer for the Gettysburg Times quoted it in June 1987 under the headline, “Don’t ban the ‘Dad’ jokes; preserve and revere them.”
What we know for sure is that good dad jokes usually involve puns and lame wordplay, but can also include references to pop culture, like movies or TV shows, that few people under 30 would understand.
If you’re looking for some help to expand your repertoire of funny dad jokes, this article is made for you. Enjoy the best dad jokes for kids, and have fun driving your kids up the wall!
Funny Dad Jokes for Kids
#41
To the person who stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: "I will find you. You have my Word!"
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Cheesy Dad Jokes for Kids
Cheesy dad jokes for kids are peak dad energy, built on puns so corny they loop right back around to funny. Perfect for a kid who loves a good eye-roll.
#42

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam.
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#43

Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Better not spread it.
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#44
How does a musician win a fight?
They call for Bach up.
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#45
Kid: Why are you talking to yourself, Dad??
Dad: I needed an expert's advice.
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#46

Want to hear a long joke?
Jooooooooooooooke.
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#47
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
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#48
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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#49
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
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#50
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
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#51

A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
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#52

It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
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#53
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
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#54
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
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#55
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
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#56
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
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#57

Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
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#58
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
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#59
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.
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#60
Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
It’s a big waist of space.
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