Dad jokes for kids are short, silly jokes that dads use to make their children laugh. Or, at least, they try to.
Despite our dads’ best intentions, these funny one-liners often result in a hard facepalm and rolling of the eyes. Instead, if your sense of humor is broken like mine, you’ll find them utterly hilarious, to the point that I also use them despite being female, in my 20s, and definitely not a dad.
Dad jokes were once considered a bad thing, but millions now celebrate them. They’re a staple of social media and have even been studied by academics.
While the exact origin of the term dad joke is unknown, a writer for the Gettysburg Times quoted it in June 1987 under the headline, “Don’t ban the ‘Dad’ jokes; preserve and revere them.”
What we know for sure is that good dad jokes usually involve puns and lame wordplay, but can also include references to pop culture, like movies or TV shows, that few people under 30 would understand.
If you’re looking for some help to expand your repertoire of funny dad jokes, this article is made for you. Enjoy the best dad jokes for kids, and have fun driving your kids up the wall!
Funny Dad Jokes for Kids
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I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
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Silly Dad Jokes for Kids
Silly dad jokes for kids lean into goofy, lighthearted wordplay that younger children love. They are easy to follow and even easier to repeat at the dinner table.
#22

RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
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#23
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
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#24
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
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#25

How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prints.
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#26
To the person who stole my glasses: "I will find you. I have contacts."
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#27
How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have you ever seen a bunny wearing glasses?
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#28
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
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#29
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
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#30

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
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#31
Why are peppers the best at archery?
Because they habanero.
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#32
Why is it hard to understand volunteers?
Because they make no cents.
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#33
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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#34
What did the slow tomato say to the others?
Don't worry; I'll ketchup.
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#35
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
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#36

Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
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#37
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
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#38
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
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#39
What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament?
Live stream it.
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#40

Why can’t you ever run through a campsite?
You can only ran — it’s always past tents.
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