This one is for you if you're one with an odd sense of humor and don't mind an occasional funny dark joke. Once again, the internet has proved that it's a hella confusing place where one can find literally anything. Panicking about what to do if there's a deer in your car? Well, Google has an answer prepared for you. Ever wondered what to do if a dolphin wanted to mate with you? There's an entire thread dedicated to it. Looking for creepy, weird jokes for whoever-knows-what reasons? You know what? Keep the reasons to yourself, there you go; there's plenty.
We Pandas were today years old when we realized that the subgenre of bizarre and creepy jokes exists. Uncomfortable, making one's skin crawl-kinda creepy. Similar to dark humor jokes, not everyone will find them funny. And those who do perhaps have some unresolved childhood trauma, a bizarre sense of humor, or thick skin. Either of the three (preferably not the first one). Either way, a sense of humor is like taste in music - everyone has their own preference, and it's not our place to judge. So if you're one with a crippling sense of humor and enjoy funny dark jokes, let us assure you that you will also love the ones we've prepared for you.
Below, we've collected and assembled in one place some of the most unconventional yet funny creepy jokes that the internet has to offer. Dark, eerie, unsettling, and what did I just read-kinda humor is hot and ready to be served. Read a creepy dark joke that made you let out an unintentional giggle or crack a smile? Let us know which one it was!
#101
What's fruits do ghosts love the most?
Boo-berries.
Boo-berries.
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#102
Whom did the vampire take to the prom?
His ghoul friend!
His ghoul friend!
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#103
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Because he couldn’t see that well.
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#104
How do creepy songwriters get paid?
Per verse.
Per verse.
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#105
What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?
Their bayou loomin' essence.
Their bayou loomin' essence.
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#106
Why don't they play music in a skeleton church?
Because there are no organs!
Because there are no organs!
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#107
What monster fits on the end of your finger?
A bogeyman!
A bogeyman!
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#108
What kind of keys do ghosts use for unlocking scary doors?
Spoo-key!
Spoo-key!
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#109
How do ghosts tell their future?
By reading their horrorscope.
By reading their horrorscope.
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#110
Why can't ghosts ever be good at lying?
Because one can see through them.
Because one can see through them.
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#111
What toppings do ghouls love on their ice cream?
Lemon and slime.
Lemon and slime.
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#112
What was the baby ghost wearing on Halloween?
A pillowcover!
A pillowcover!
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#113
What do you do if you’re ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler.
Go for the juggler.
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#114
How did the skeleton know there was going to be a rain storm?
They could feel it in their bones!
They could feel it in their bones!
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#115
Why did the ghost keep coming back to the library?
He went through his books too quickly!
He went through his books too quickly!
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#116
What's do you call a cross between the Abominable Snowman and pasta?
Spag-yeti!
Spag-yeti!
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#117
I went to a Halloween party dressed as deodorant... But everyone kept asking me if I was sure.
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#118
I went to a Halloween party dressed as a shark... The novelty is wearing a little fin.
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#119
What is hot and scary at the same time?
Ghost pepper!
Ghost pepper!
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#120
What's the best dessert you can have alone after watching a scary movie?
Eye scream!
Eye scream!
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