This one is for you if you're one with an odd sense of humor and don't mind an occasional funny dark joke. Once again, the internet has proved that it's a hella confusing place where one can find literally anything. Panicking about what to do if there's a deer in your car? Well, Google has an answer prepared for you. Ever wondered what to do if a dolphin wanted to mate with you? There's an entire thread dedicated to it. Looking for creepy, weird jokes for whoever-knows-what reasons? You know what? Keep the reasons to yourself, there you go; there's plenty.
We Pandas were today years old when we realized that the subgenre of bizarre and creepy jokes exists. Uncomfortable, making one's skin crawl-kinda creepy. Similar to dark humor jokes, not everyone will find them funny. And those who do perhaps have some unresolved childhood trauma, a bizarre sense of humor, or thick skin. Either of the three (preferably not the first one). Either way, a sense of humor is like taste in music - everyone has their own preference, and it's not our place to judge. So if you're one with a crippling sense of humor and enjoy funny dark jokes, let us assure you that you will also love the ones we've prepared for you.
Below, we've collected and assembled in one place some of the most unconventional yet funny creepy jokes that the internet has to offer. Dark, eerie, unsettling, and what did I just read-kinda humor is hot and ready to be served. Read a creepy dark joke that made you let out an unintentional giggle or crack a smile? Let us know which one it was!
#121
What's empty-headed and orange and always tries to be scary?
Jack o'lantern.
Jack o'lantern.
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#122
Do you like punchlines about scary cows?
I find them to be terror bull.
I find them to be terror bull.
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#123
What happened when the lady didn't pay her exorcist on Halloween?
Her house was repossessed.
Her house was repossessed.
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#124
What do you call witches living together?
Broom-mates!
Broom-mates!
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#125
"This macaroni keeps sliding around my kitchen counter by itself, and I keep finding it at the foot of my bed at night", my brother told me.
"Man, this is some creepy pasta" I replied.
"Man, this is some creepy pasta" I replied.
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#126
Are there any Halloween monsters who are good at maths?
Nope, unless you count Dracula!
Nope, unless you count Dracula!
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#127
Do you want to know the scariest mathematics joke?
I can't tell you. I'm 22 to say it.
I can't tell you. I'm 22 to say it.
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#128
Why are Halloween French pastries so scary?
Because they give you crepes.
Because they give you crepes.
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#129
Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In the blood bank.
In the blood bank.
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#130
Why don't ghosts take the stairs but use elevators instead?
Because it raises their spirits.
Because it raises their spirits.
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#131
Why are mummies scared to go on vacations?
Because they are scared that they'll relax and unwind.
Because they are scared that they'll relax and unwind.
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#132
Did you hear my rubbish mummy joke?
It Sphinx!
It Sphinx!
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#133
How do ghosts like their eggs?
Terrifried!
Terrifried!
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#134
What’s big, furry and has eight wheels?
A monster on roller skates!
A monster on roller skates!
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#135
How can you tell that vampires love baseball?
They turn into bats every night!
They turn into bats every night!
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#136
What would you call an insect version of a furry?
Creepy.
Creepy.
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#137
What makes cheese Frankenstein so scary?
Because he's a Muenster!
Because he's a Muenster!
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