This one is for you if you're one with an odd sense of humor and don't mind an occasional funny dark joke. Once again, the internet has proved that it's a hella confusing place where one can find literally anything. Panicking about what to do if there's a deer in your car? Well, Google has an answer prepared for you. Ever wondered what to do if a dolphin wanted to mate with you? There's an entire thread dedicated to it. Looking for creepy, weird jokes for whoever-knows-what reasons? You know what? Keep the reasons to yourself, there you go; there's plenty.
We Pandas were today years old when we realized that the subgenre of bizarre and creepy jokes exists. Uncomfortable, making one's skin crawl-kinda creepy. Similar to dark humor jokes, not everyone will find them funny. And those who do perhaps have some unresolved childhood trauma, a bizarre sense of humor, or thick skin. Either of the three (preferably not the first one). Either way, a sense of humor is like taste in music - everyone has their own preference, and it's not our place to judge. So if you're one with a crippling sense of humor and enjoy funny dark jokes, let us assure you that you will also love the ones we've prepared for you.
Below, we've collected and assembled in one place some of the most unconventional yet funny creepy jokes that the internet has to offer. Dark, eerie, unsettling, and what did I just read-kinda humor is hot and ready to be served. Read a creepy dark joke that made you let out an unintentional giggle or crack a smile? Let us know which one it was!
#81
What kind of music are balloons scared of?
Pop music!
Pop music!
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#82
Man: “I work with animals.”
Woman: “That’s so sweet. I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?”
Man: “I work in the butcher shop up the street.”
Woman: “That’s so sweet. I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?”
Man: “I work in the butcher shop up the street.”
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#83
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi, Mom!”
“Hi, Mom!”
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#84
What do you call creepy wind chimes?
Stranger Tings.
Stranger Tings.
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#85
I got a buddy who’s a serial killer. He’s one of those that likes to kill folks and use their skin as clothes. Obviously a real creepy guy, but he’s also exhausting to be around. So, I stopped hanging out with him once he started to wear me out.
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#86
How do the fastest witches in the world get around?
On vroomsticks!
On vroomsticks!
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#87
What classes do witches love in school?
Spelling!
Spelling!
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#88
Where do ghosts buy their essentials from?
Ghost-ery store.
Ghost-ery store.
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#89
Why can't mummies make friends?
Because they are too wrapped up in themselves.
Because they are too wrapped up in themselves.
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#90
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Spare ribs.
Spare ribs.
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#91
Where do rich, fashionable ghosts shop?
Boo-tiques!
Boo-tiques!
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#92
What rhymes with “boo” and stinks?
You.
You.
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#93
French people are very creepy. They give me the crepe's.
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#94
Did you hear the urban legend about the creepy ghost that appears when you use artificial sweetener?
He's called Splendaman.
He's called Splendaman.
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#95
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle its funny bone!
Tickle its funny bone!
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#96
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
Necktarines!
Necktarines!
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#97
When was the turkey scary?
When it was goblin!
When it was goblin!
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#98
If there was a scary Halloween dessert that kept coming back, what would you call it?
A boo-meringue.
A boo-meringue.
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#99
Where do ghosts mostly go on vacations?
Boohamas!
Boohamas!
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#100
What do ghosts clean their hair with?
Shamboo!
Shamboo!
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