This one is for you if you're one with an odd sense of humor and don't mind an occasional funny dark joke. Once again, the internet has proved that it's a hella confusing place where one can find literally anything. Panicking about what to do if there's a deer in your car? Well, Google has an answer prepared for you. Ever wondered what to do if a dolphin wanted to mate with you? There's an entire thread dedicated to it. Looking for creepy, weird jokes for whoever-knows-what reasons? You know what? Keep the reasons to yourself, there you go; there's plenty.
We Pandas were today years old when we realized that the subgenre of bizarre and creepy jokes exists. Uncomfortable, making one's skin crawl-kinda creepy. Similar to dark humor jokes, not everyone will find them funny. And those who do perhaps have some unresolved childhood trauma, a bizarre sense of humor, or thick skin. Either of the three (preferably not the first one). Either way, a sense of humor is like taste in music - everyone has their own preference, and it's not our place to judge. So if you're one with a crippling sense of humor and enjoy funny dark jokes, let us assure you that you will also love the ones we've prepared for you.
Below, we've collected and assembled in one place some of the most unconventional yet funny creepy jokes that the internet has to offer. Dark, eerie, unsettling, and what did I just read-kinda humor is hot and ready to be served. Read a creepy dark joke that made you let out an unintentional giggle or crack a smile? Let us know which one it was!
#61
What's a ghost's favourite game?
Hide and shriek!
Hide and shriek!
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#62
Do you find birds to be scary?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine Dragons!
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#63
Where do ghosts mostly trick-or-treat?
At dead ends.
At dead ends.
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#64
What happened to the ghost who got lost in the fog?
He was mist...
He was mist...
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#65
Never break someone’s heart. They only have one.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
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#66
Nine years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a first date.
Today I finally asked her to marry me. She said “no, you creepy weirdo” both times.
Today I finally asked her to marry me. She said “no, you creepy weirdo” both times.
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#67
What did the skeleton say to the waiter?
"Can I have an orange juice and a mop, please?"
"Can I have an orange juice and a mop, please?"
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#68
What starts with T and ends in X and adults are the most scared of it?
Tax.
Tax.
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#69
What would you call the spiders who married on Halloween?
Newly webbed!
Newly webbed!
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#70
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good that I didn’t even care.
He was so good that I didn’t even care.
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#71
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried — I think she’s jokindkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf
I’m not too worried — I think she’s jokindkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf
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#72
Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?
Because he was following people before Instagram.
Because he was following people before Instagram.
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#73
Why are forests so creepy?
Because the trees are all shady.
Because the trees are all shady.
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#74
Xi's like the creepy stalker ex to every Chinese. When you make comments on him, cross your fingers not to be found.
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#75
If I'm as good at lip reading as I think I am... Then my neighbours are calling the police about some creepy guy staring at them through the window next door.
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#76
I walked into a Victoria's Secret a man and came out a knight.
From this day forward I shall be known as "Sir please leave, you're being creepy."
From this day forward I shall be known as "Sir please leave, you're being creepy."
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#77
How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
He's always coffin!
He's always coffin!
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#78
Why was Tom scared of making friends?
Because of the fear of getting ghosted.
Because of the fear of getting ghosted.
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#79
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spooketti.
Spooketti.
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#80
What's the similarity between Santa Claus and a creepy stalker?
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.
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