This one is for you if you're one with an odd sense of humor and don't mind an occasional funny dark joke. Once again, the internet has proved that it's a hella confusing place where one can find literally anything. Panicking about what to do if there's a deer in your car? Well, Google has an answer prepared for you. Ever wondered what to do if a dolphin wanted to mate with you? There's an entire thread dedicated to it. Looking for creepy, weird jokes for whoever-knows-what reasons? You know what? Keep the reasons to yourself, there you go; there's plenty.
We Pandas were today years old when we realized that the subgenre of bizarre and creepy jokes exists. Uncomfortable, making one's skin crawl-kinda creepy. Similar to dark humor jokes, not everyone will find them funny. And those who do perhaps have some unresolved childhood trauma, a bizarre sense of humor, or thick skin. Either of the three (preferably not the first one). Either way, a sense of humor is like taste in music - everyone has their own preference, and it's not our place to judge. So if you're one with a crippling sense of humor and enjoy funny dark jokes, let us assure you that you will also love the ones we've prepared for you.
Below, we've collected and assembled in one place some of the most unconventional yet funny creepy jokes that the internet has to offer. Dark, eerie, unsettling, and what did I just read-kinda humor is hot and ready to be served. Read a creepy dark joke that made you let out an unintentional giggle or crack a smile? Let us know which one it was!
#41
I was watching my daughter at the park, and a woman turned to me and asked, “Which one’s yours?”
For fun, I said, “I’m still choosing.” She looked terrified.
For fun, I said, “I’m still choosing.” She looked terrified.
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#42
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
They both can’t be found.
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#43
An apple a day keeps the doctor away… Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
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#44
My mommy used to warn me that there could be creepy people on the internet. But I'm not afraid anymore... Now that I'm on reddit I'm one of those people.
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#45
What’s the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which!
You never know which witch is which!
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#46
Where do mummies like to go for a swim?
To the Dead Sea.
To the Dead Sea.
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#47
The cemetery is so overcrowded. People are just dying to get in.
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#48
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
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#49
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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#50
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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#51
My buddy died when we couldn’t remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
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#52
I miss Halloween. I can no longer take free candy from creepy strangers.
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#53
Did you hear about the giant monster who ate too many houses?
He was homesick!
He was homesick!
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#54
What music was the mummy listening to on Halloween?
Wrap music.
Wrap music.
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#55
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
Except at a funeral.
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#56
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
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#57
My dog has a creepy obsession with trees. All he ever does is talk about their skin.
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#58
My boss said to me, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?”
I said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track.”
I said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track.”
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#59
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
If you pee on them, they disappear.
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#60
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
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