This one is for you if you're one with an odd sense of humor and don't mind an occasional funny dark joke. Once again, the internet has proved that it's a hella confusing place where one can find literally anything. Panicking about what to do if there's a deer in your car? Well, Google has an answer prepared for you. Ever wondered what to do if a dolphin wanted to mate with you? There's an entire thread dedicated to it. Looking for creepy, weird jokes for whoever-knows-what reasons? You know what? Keep the reasons to yourself, there you go; there's plenty.
We Pandas were today years old when we realized that the subgenre of bizarre and creepy jokes exists. Uncomfortable, making one's skin crawl-kinda creepy. Similar to dark humor jokes, not everyone will find them funny. And those who do perhaps have some unresolved childhood trauma, a bizarre sense of humor, or thick skin. Either of the three (preferably not the first one). Either way, a sense of humor is like taste in music - everyone has their own preference, and it's not our place to judge. So if you're one with a crippling sense of humor and enjoy funny dark jokes, let us assure you that you will also love the ones we've prepared for you.
Below, we've collected and assembled in one place some of the most unconventional yet funny creepy jokes that the internet has to offer. Dark, eerie, unsettling, and what did I just read-kinda humor is hot and ready to be served. Read a creepy dark joke that made you let out an unintentional giggle or crack a smile? Let us know which one it was!
#21
Man this rorschach guy is really creepy. He keeps drawing pictures of my parents arguing.
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#22
What do you get if you cross a sea monster with a duck?
A quacken.
A quacken.
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#23
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Because they taste funny.
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#24
“Siri, why am I still single?!”
*Siri activates front camera.*
*Siri activates front camera.*
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#25
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
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#26
You’re not completely useless.
You can always serve as a bad example.
You can always serve as a bad example.
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#27
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
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#28
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
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#29
What did Kermit the Frog say at his puppeteer’s funeral?
Nothing.
Nothing.
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#30
Patient: “Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?”
Doctor: “To the morgue.”
Patient: “What? But I’m not dead yet!”
Doctor: “And we’re not there yet.”
Doctor: “To the morgue.”
Patient: “What? But I’m not dead yet!”
Doctor: “And we’re not there yet.”
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#31
What do you call a big, prejudiced, scary clown?
A big It.
A big It.
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#32
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
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#33
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died:
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
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#34
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.”
The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?”
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?”
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
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#35
I worked in one of those creepy ice cream vans over Memorial Day weekend, and I must say, they really do work. I raked in the Benjamins. Also got a couple Jacobs and Timothys as well.
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#36
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off.
A rip-off.
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#37
"Just say NO to drugs!"
Well, if I’m talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
Well, if I’m talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
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#38
What's scarier than a scary movie?
Math homework.
Math homework.
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#39
Why was the fart scary?
Because the sound came from the morgue.
Because the sound came from the morgue.
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#40
Why did the ghost enter the wine shop on Halloween?
For the boos.
For the boos.
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