The all-American, the ever-masculine, and forever brooding cowboy epitomize the Wild West and days of America’s glorious past. And why wouldn’t it be, and who wouldn’t want to try their hand at herding cattle through vastly glorious Great Plains or driving them down for winter from the peaks of the Rockies?
Of course, every well-sung hero is no real protagonist without a funny side to them, and the iconic cowboy is no exception. That said, we’re not here to give you a list of cowboy songs about love lost and starry skies - they won’t just cut enough cake in the funny department. Instead, what we did here is we rounded up a list of the very best cowboy jokes to turn the myth into a person! We’ve lassoed real gems of cowboy humor and hobbled them here, and if there’s one thing we can guarantee is that these funny cowboy skits will have you snorting like a Quarter horse after a good cattle run.
As you can see, we’re not so hot to trot in making up cowboy puns ourselves, so to make it up to you, we’ve also included some pretty darn excellent ones on this list. All you need to do now is to saddle up, take a ride down west, and check out our selection of cowboy jokes!
#121 Peak gas and western vibes
What’s it called when cowboys eat beans at high noon?
A toot-out at the O.K. Corral.
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#122 This joke just rode into my DMs
Why did the cowboy pinstripe his truck?
He needed a pick up line.
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#123 Canada’s sweetest rodeo hack

Why do Canadian cowboys have sticky feet?
Maple stirrups.
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#124 Well, That’s One Way to Score
Did you hear the Cowboys had a touchdown in Philadelphia yesterday?
It was at the airport!
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#125 Not your average hydration hack
What is the first rule cowboys learn before filling up a canteen?
To go upstream from the herd.
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#126 This Joke’s Too Good
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Heywood.
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#127 Boots broke, song dropped
What did Kenny Rogers do after his favorite cowboy boots snapped into two pieces?
In tribute to his cowboy boots, he wrote the song 'You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel'.
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#128 Puns That Bless Your Boots

What did the catholic cowboy do when he met the father of the church on his confession visit?
He greeted him by saying, "Howdy Pardoner!"
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#129 Well, that explains the “wanted” poster
Why did the police arrest the cowboy for rustling?
The police arrested him because the cowboy secretly took the cattle of his neighbors!
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#130 Cowboy Problems, But Make It Gas
How do you refer to a cowboy who is suffering from gastric distress?
You definitely call him Wyatt Burp!
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#131 Rounding Up the Cow Count
What did the cowboy do when he counted his cows and found there were 97 of them instead of 100?
He simply rounded them!
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#132 This Joke Rode Into Town

Why did the cowboy kill an artist when he went to the new west town?
He simply thought that the artist was going to draw!
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#133 Justice trots on three legs
A three-legged dog walked into the saloon and said, “I’m alookin’ fer the man what shot my paw!”
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#134 When hips have a mind of their own
"Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!"
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#135 Urban cowboy’s true danger drink
A cowboy enters a saloon and says to the bartender “Give me a drink for a real man!” The bartender served him a shot of whisky, but the cowboy spits it out and yell, “This stuff is for kids… give me something for a man!” Bartender makes a mix of some of the most powerful stuff he had available, even adding some kerosene, hot sauce, and finishing with a 45 caliber bullet. “Now THAT’s something good!” At that, the cowboy paid for the drink and left. A week later, the cowboy returns, “Give me another of those man drinks, but hold the bullet. Last week I threw a fart and killed the horse.”
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#136 “Modern Problems, Wild West Style”

A cowboy walks into a bank wearing only his hat and his gun. A Security guard taps him on the shoulder and says “excuse me sir, you’re not wearing a mask and have to leave.”
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#137 Hot takes, literally
Cowboy walks into a blacksmith shop. Starts picking up some tools and looking them over. Blacksmith starts getting annoyed. As he walks over to the him, the cowboy picks up a horseshoe that the blacksmith just made and burns his hand. Blacksmith says "did it burn ya?" Cowboy says "nope, just doesnt take me very long to look at a horseshoe".
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#138 Plot twist nobody saw coming
A cowboy shot his wife dead. When asked why he said…
"She broke her ankle."
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#139 Plot twist: it’s just snot, not vibes
So the cowboys hire a native american tracker. The tracker would often dismount his horse, look closely at the ground, sniff, put his ears on the ground, etc. So today they are riding a trail. Tracker asks for a halt, gets off the horse and holds his ears to the ground. Gets up says "Buffalo come!"
Cowboy says "Wow! You can feel the vibrations of the herd moving?"
Tracker : "No. Face sticky!"
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#140 This Actually Made Me LOL
What's it called when a cowboy has a learning disability?
Yeehawtism.
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