The all-American, the ever-masculine, and forever brooding cowboy epitomize the Wild West and days of America’s glorious past. And why wouldn’t it be, and who wouldn’t want to try their hand at herding cattle through vastly glorious Great Plains or driving them down for winter from the peaks of the Rockies?
Of course, every well-sung hero is no real protagonist without a funny side to them, and the iconic cowboy is no exception. That said, we’re not here to give you a list of cowboy songs about love lost and starry skies - they won’t just cut enough cake in the funny department. Instead, what we did here is we rounded up a list of the very best cowboy jokes to turn the myth into a person! We’ve lassoed real gems of cowboy humor and hobbled them here, and if there’s one thing we can guarantee is that these funny cowboy skits will have you snorting like a Quarter horse after a good cattle run.
As you can see, we’re not so hot to trot in making up cowboy puns ourselves, so to make it up to you, we’ve also included some pretty darn excellent ones on this list. All you need to do now is to saddle up, take a ride down west, and check out our selection of cowboy jokes!
#101 This rodeo bull gets jokes
What do you call a rodeo bull with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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#102 I’m Here for the Rodeo Grip Debate

Do bulls have love handles?
No, they have rodeo grips.
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#103 Accidents? Only if critters say sorry
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.
"Ever have an accident?"
"Nope, nary a one."
"None? You've never had any accidents."
"Nope. Ain't had one. Never."
"Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"
"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
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#104 Timing’s everything, partner
Why did the southern cowboy lose the duel?
He was slow on that drawl.
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#105 Plot twist: cowboy goes furry
What did the furry cowboy say when he was excited?
“Yiffy-ki-yay!”
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#106 Too Cool for Traffic Stops
"Some people call me the space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice..."
"Yes that's very nice sir, now can you show me your license please?"
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#107 Whip Game: Surprisingly Universal

What do a cowboy, chef, and a dom all have in common?
They must whip it, whip it good.
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#108 Classic bull dodging 101
What’s the difference between a rodeo clown and a politician?
The rodeo clown tries to avoid the bull.
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#109 Saloon’s quirkiest patron, no cap
What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
"Gimme a slug of whiskey."
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#110 Quackin’ Me Up, Cowboy Style
How do cowboys like their duck?
A L'arange.
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#111 Boots and Brains Combo

What do you call a cowboy who helps out at school?
The deputy head!
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#112 Cowboy math is wild
What weights 126 pounds and wears a Stetson?
A nine-stone cowboy.
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#113 Horsing Around With Wordplay
What do cowboys say about Painful Puns that feature equines?
"Neigh!"
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#114 Well, That Took a Wrong Turn
What does a cowboy call bad directions from a cow?
A bum steer.
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#115 Bald Horses, No Drama

What did the cowboy call a horse with no hair on his neck?
He shall remain maneless.
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#116 Cowboy texting, but make it moooooody
What do cattle ranchers like to use when they send texts?
E-moo-jis.
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#117 Tech meets moo-vement
What do high tech Aussie cowboys call their stock?
E-moos.
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#118 So punny, I can’t even
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hopalong Cassidy.
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#119 Late night, cowboy style

What do cowboys call midnight?
High moon.
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#120 When your horse forgot its boots
What does it mean when a cowboy finds a horseshoe?
His horse is walking around in his socks.
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