The all-American, the ever-masculine, and forever brooding cowboy epitomize the Wild West and days of America’s glorious past. And why wouldn’t it be, and who wouldn’t want to try their hand at herding cattle through vastly glorious Great Plains or driving them down for winter from the peaks of the Rockies?
Of course, every well-sung hero is no real protagonist without a funny side to them, and the iconic cowboy is no exception. That said, we’re not here to give you a list of cowboy songs about love lost and starry skies - they won’t just cut enough cake in the funny department. Instead, what we did here is we rounded up a list of the very best cowboy jokes to turn the myth into a person! We’ve lassoed real gems of cowboy humor and hobbled them here, and if there’s one thing we can guarantee is that these funny cowboy skits will have you snorting like a Quarter horse after a good cattle run.
As you can see, we’re not so hot to trot in making up cowboy puns ourselves, so to make it up to you, we’ve also included some pretty darn excellent ones on this list. All you need to do now is to saddle up, take a ride down west, and check out our selection of cowboy jokes!
#81 This pun actually slayed me
Where do cowboys feed their herd lunch?
The calf-eteria.
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#82 Classic cowboy art vibes
What did the cowboy say to the artist?
Draw, partner.
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#83 This Cow’s Got Good Taste

How do cowboys keep their cattle calm?
Play them relaxing moooosic.
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#84 Classic cowboy energy, no doubt
How did the cowboy react when he bought a new yo-yo?
He simply said, "Well, this ain't my first yo-yo".
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#85 When Yeehaw Met Yeet
n modern times, how does a millennial cowboy speak?
He simply says, "Yeet Haw"!
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#86 Wait, Cowboys rooting for Spurs?
Which is the only team that the cowboys support?
The cowboys are all avid fans of the Spurs!
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#87 Broke, But Still Iconic
What is the perfect way to call a cowboy who is always without money despite being a film actor?
You call him always broke Skint Eastwood!
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#88 This job’s low-key the wild west

What does the cowboy say after he is given a boring job at the factory?
After a long, tiring day, he says that his work is howdy pressing!
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#89 Deadskins: The Ultimate Undead Showdown
If ever there was a fight, who would a zombie cowboy fight with?
It would most definitely fight with the deadskins!
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#90 This Joke Landed Better Than My Last One
While taking out his herd, where do the cowboy take his cattle?
The cowboy rides them up to Moo York!
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#91 Skill that’s more than just a shootout
What special characteristic did the artist cowboy have in his forte?
He was excellent at drawing!
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#92 Classic dad joke energy
Knock, knock!
Who is it over there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Take your Hans off my gold.
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#93 Cowboys Really Fired Up About This

What did the cowboys think about the campfire?
They gave it glowing reviews.
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#94 Jurassic Rodeo Vibes
Which kind of dinosaur can be found at a rodeo?
A bronco-saurus!
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#95 Roping Us In, Literally
"Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?"
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#96 Boots, lassos, and low-key flirtin’
"Hey missy, I wouldn’t mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way."
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#97 Outlawing Country Vibes
Who wears a cowboy hat, black leather jacket with studs, cowboy boots, a big silver belt buckle, and black lipstick?
Goth Brooks.
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#98 Plot twist: Best friend vibes only

"I might have looked like Woody, but you must know that you’ve not just got a friend in me."
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#99 Plot Twist: Dark Horse Getaway
"We can run away with my dark horse and live in our own paradise for the rest of our lives."
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#100 Cowgirl Energy: Heart Thief Alert
"I am amazed that you are indeed a cowgirl as you already stolen of our hearts in this room."
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