The all-American, the ever-masculine, and forever brooding cowboy epitomize the Wild West and days of America’s glorious past. And why wouldn’t it be, and who wouldn’t want to try their hand at herding cattle through vastly glorious Great Plains or driving them down for winter from the peaks of the Rockies?
Of course, every well-sung hero is no real protagonist without a funny side to them, and the iconic cowboy is no exception. That said, we’re not here to give you a list of cowboy songs about love lost and starry skies - they won’t just cut enough cake in the funny department. Instead, what we did here is we rounded up a list of the very best cowboy jokes to turn the myth into a person! We’ve lassoed real gems of cowboy humor and hobbled them here, and if there’s one thing we can guarantee is that these funny cowboy skits will have you snorting like a Quarter horse after a good cattle run.
As you can see, we’re not so hot to trot in making up cowboy puns ourselves, so to make it up to you, we’ve also included some pretty darn excellent ones on this list. All you need to do now is to saddle up, take a ride down west, and check out our selection of cowboy jokes!
#61 No Uber for Cowboys
Why do cowboys always ride horses?
Because they’re far too heavy to carry!
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#62 Borderline cowboy energy
Is a cowboy with his foot across the Canadian border in Canada?
Just aboot.
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#63 Jurassic Rodeo Vibes

What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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#64 That’s one way to patch things up
What do cowboys tell their cows after an argument?
“Turn the udder cheek and moooove on!”
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#65 Math Teacher Mode: Activated
A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows.
I said, “Sure, that’s 20 cows.”
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#66 Cowboy puns hitting different
What do ghost cowboys wear?
Boo-ts!
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#67 Bean there, done that

Where do cowboys cook their beans?
On the range.
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#68 Cowboy Logic: Nailed It
What did the cowboy say to the old man when he accused him of farting?
“Darn tootin’.”
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#69 Plot twist, meet Friday the horse
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later, leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
The horse’s name is Friday!
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#70 Middle kid’s life hack, no stress
Three cowboys are riding in a truck, all dressed head-to-toe identically. Who is the smartest?
The one in the middle because he doesn’t have to drive or open the gate.
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#71 Coughing Up Dust, Literally

What illness can cowboys catch from their horses?
Bronc-itis.
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#72 No Beef, No Problems
Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?
He has got no beef.
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#73 Well, that escalated bacon-fast
Two cowboys are lost in a desert. One cowboy sees a tree full of bacon and shouts, “It’s a bacon tree; we’re saved!” He runs toward the tree and gets shot. It wasn’t a bacon tree. It was a hambush.
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#74 Plot twist in the dust
A cowboy is riding on his horse in a desert. Suddenly, he sees a man lying down with his ear to the ground.
The man: “A carriage. Six horses. Three black, two brown and one white.”
The cowboy: “Wow! You can hear all of that?!”
The man: “No, they just ran me over.”
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#75 Rodeo Meets Wall Street

What do you call a cowboy who works in finance?
The loan arranger.
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#76 Not your average tumbleweed vibes
Cowboys don’t roll, they tumble.
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#77 Didn’t See That Outfit Coming
What do you call a cowboy’s outfit?
Ranch dressing.
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#78 Sunday? Not in their playbook
What do the Cowboys and the post office have in common?
Neither deliver on Sundays.
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#79 Cowboy math is wild

What do cowboys make when the sun comes up?
Shadows.
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#80 This pun actually slayed me
Where do cowboys go to think things over?
The ponder-osa.
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