The all-American, the ever-masculine, and forever brooding cowboy epitomize the Wild West and days of America’s glorious past. And why wouldn’t it be, and who wouldn’t want to try their hand at herding cattle through vastly glorious Great Plains or driving them down for winter from the peaks of the Rockies?
Of course, every well-sung hero is no real protagonist without a funny side to them, and the iconic cowboy is no exception. That said, we’re not here to give you a list of cowboy songs about love lost and starry skies - they won’t just cut enough cake in the funny department. Instead, what we did here is we rounded up a list of the very best cowboy jokes to turn the myth into a person! We’ve lassoed real gems of cowboy humor and hobbled them here, and if there’s one thing we can guarantee is that these funny cowboy skits will have you snorting like a Quarter horse after a good cattle run.
As you can see, we’re not so hot to trot in making up cowboy puns ourselves, so to make it up to you, we’ve also included some pretty darn excellent ones on this list. All you need to do now is to saddle up, take a ride down west, and check out our selection of cowboy jokes!
#41 Absolutely punny, not sorry
What do you call a bull that fell asleep at the rodeo?
A bulldozer.
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#42 Unexpected cowboy meets Mandarin flair
How do Chinese Cowboys greet each other?
They say, "NiHowdy!"
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#43 That’s on purpose, not accidental
An insurance agent approaches a cowboy, trying to sell him an accident policy.
The agent inquires, "Have you ever had an accident?"
"Never," the cowboy responds. "However, just recently a horse kicked in two of my ribs, and back a couple years ago a rattlesnake bit my ankle."
"Wouldn't you call these accidents?" says the puzzled agent.
"Nah," the cowboy replies. "They both did it on purpose!"
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#44 This Joke Rode In Just Right

What is a cowboy's favourite ice cream?
Yee-Häagen-Dazs!
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#45 Guess the cowboy’s real move
How did the cowboy do that?
"I ask you again: Howdy do?"
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#46 Short and sweet wins every time
Why don't cowboys make good lovers?
Because they think a good ride is eight seconds.
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#47 Not how I pictured cowboy slang
What does a cowboy say to his wife when the nature’s calling?
"Honey, I think I got a DIARR-HEE-YAW."
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#48 Mood: Perpetual Bull Avoider

Why was the rodeo clown frustrated with his job?
He was tired of all the bull.
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#49 Low-key Pun Boss
What do you call someone who works at a rodeo?
An EmployYee.
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#50 No Bull, Just Bars
What's a rodeo clown's favorite type of bar?
A honky tonk!
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#51 Ranch Diet Goals
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy?
A saddle light dish.
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#52 Chuck Norris Didn’t Even Try
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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#53 Chuck Norris Wins Every Showdown

Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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#54 Sheep, Trucks, and Cowboy Vibes
What do you call a cowboy with A truckload of sheep?
A pimp!
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#55 When bad aim meets bad puns
A cowboy rides into town in the Wild West and shoots an artist.
The sheriff asks him, “Why did you do that?”
The cowboy says, “I thought he was going to draw.”
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#56 Roping Words Like a Pro
What is the highest honor among Cowboy poets?
Poet lariat.
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#57 Can’t Stop, Won’t Appaloosa
What does a cowboy call a horse that keeps losing its iPad?
An Appaloosa!
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#58 Classic exit, zero fuss

What happened after the old cowboy actor passed away?
He rode off into the sunset.
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#59 When the beef fights back
Why did the cow kick Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher.
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#60 Boots on, toes safe, truly legendary
Did you hear about the cowboy who died with his boots on?
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
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