The all-American, the ever-masculine, and forever brooding cowboy epitomize the Wild West and days of America’s glorious past. And why wouldn’t it be, and who wouldn’t want to try their hand at herding cattle through vastly glorious Great Plains or driving them down for winter from the peaks of the Rockies?
Of course, every well-sung hero is no real protagonist without a funny side to them, and the iconic cowboy is no exception. That said, we’re not here to give you a list of cowboy songs about love lost and starry skies - they won’t just cut enough cake in the funny department. Instead, what we did here is we rounded up a list of the very best cowboy jokes to turn the myth into a person! We’ve lassoed real gems of cowboy humor and hobbled them here, and if there’s one thing we can guarantee is that these funny cowboy skits will have you snorting like a Quarter horse after a good cattle run.
As you can see, we’re not so hot to trot in making up cowboy puns ourselves, so to make it up to you, we’ve also included some pretty darn excellent ones on this list. All you need to do now is to saddle up, take a ride down west, and check out our selection of cowboy jokes!
#21 High stakes, higher steaks
Why are so many cowboys also gamblers?
Because they always like raising the steaks!
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#22 Dad joke gold right here

Who wrote the book “Talk Like a Cowboy?”
Hal D. Yall.
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#23 Pun game strong, cowboy style
How does a cowboy usually greet an equestrian?
“Howdy Neigh-bor”.
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#24 Acting Lessons, Yeehaw Style
What do you call a cowboy who teaches acting class?
A stagecoach.
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#25 This Pun Rode Right In
How did the cowboy know his cattle were behind him without looking?
He herd them.
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#26 When your calves have separation anxiety

Why did the bow-legged cowboy lose his job on the ranch?
He couldn’t keep his calves together!
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#27 Classic Dad Joke Energy
Knock, knock! Who is it over there? Howdy. Howdy who? Howey partner.
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#28 When space meets horseback
What did the Jedi say to the cowboy?
May the horse be with you.
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#29 When German Cowboys Say Howdy
How do German cowboys greet each other?
“Audi, partner!”
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#30 Okay, that one’s udderly brilliant

How do cowboys keep their cattle quiet?
Press the moooote button!
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#31 Classic rodeo energy
What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?
“This ain’t my first rodeo.”
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#32 Classic cowboy math fail
Why can’t cowboys ever get the right answer in math class?
Because they’re always rounding things up.
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#33 Teamwork Makes the Blowout Work
How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to change a tire?
One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up.
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#34 Old West Drama, Modern Problems
What did the cowboy say when his wife threatened to leave him?
He said, "It's just like Sparks says, 'This town ain't big enough for both of us'."
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#35 This Joke Rode In Unexpectedly

In what fashion does a cowboy arrive at a hockey game?
He usually arrives in a zam-pony!
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#36 When Your Horse Becomes Your ATM
What is the secret to cowboys being extremely rich?
I think the only reason is that their horse often gives them a few bucks every day!
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#37 Barefoot and bug-approved
Why don’t cowboys shoo the flies buzzing around them?
It’s easier to let them go bare foot.
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#38 Well, That Took a Dark Turn
How do you kill a rodeo clown?
Go for the juggler!
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#39 This joke just laid an egg!

What did the egg say to the rodeo clown?
You crack me up!
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#40 Well, that’s a meaty joke
What does a cowboy eat before a rodeo?
Bullogna.
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