Four legs, cleft hooves, a nose that takes up half its face, a toothless grin, a couple of horns, and an udder - see how aplenty is the material for jokes with a cow? It’s like Pandora’s box and a cornucopia mashed up for generating quips, wisecracks, and puns, all of which are hilarity itself, indeed. Whether you think of cows as these timid ruminants forever living in slow motion unbothered by worldly problems or if you think of them as the four-legged creatures happily frolicking in the Swiss Alps, you have to agree that in either of these pictures you can find something funny about its main hero, the cow. It might be its oddly shaped neckless body, it might be the sounds it makes (a ‘moo’? How on Earth is that not funny?), or the relentless flatulence that you might observe when overlooking a herd of these slowly-moving giants. Thus, we can make an equation stating that a ‘cow’ equals ‘funny,’ and these hilarious jokes perfectly prove this case. In fact, you’ll be convinced of it right after reading the very first of these corny jokes, and after you are done with the whole entirety of a hundred and twenty-six cow jokes, you might feel the need to lie down to digest the amusement that you’ve just read.
But let the cool animal jokes do the convincing here themselves. As you definitely know by now, our picks of the best jokes talking about bovines are just a cow’s eyelash below. And although it might take some time to ruminate on these awesome jokes, do not forget to vote for the best ones nevertheless. Of course, share this article with anyone who has an interest in cows or jokes. Basically, everyone!
#81
What did the cow say about the farmer’s bad outfit?
"That outfit is so bad it’s laugha-bull."
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#82
Why do cows like to go to the spa?
To get some re-hoove-ination.
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#83
What did the farmer say to lazy the cow?
"Just give me 2% milk."
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#84
Why do cows like to dancing?
Because they like to mooove it mooove it!
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#85

Why are cows always broke?
Someone’s always milking them dry.
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#86
What subjects are a cow's favorite?
Moosic, psycowlogy and cowculus.
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#87
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
"It’s pasture bedtime!"
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#88
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria.
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#89
What did one dairy cow say to the other?
"Got milk?"
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#90

How did the farmer find the missing cow?
He tractor down.
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#91
What does the farmer talk about while milking a cow?
Udder nonsense.
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#92
Where do cows get all their medicine?
The farmacy!
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#93
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
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#94

What do you get if you cross a cow and rooster?
Roost beef.
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#95
What did the cow tell the butcher?
"Please stop, or else we’re gonna have some beef."
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#96
Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Their horns don’t work.
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#97
What would you get if you milked a really forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia.
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#98
Why won’t cows join the police force?
They refuse to participate in steak-outs.
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#99

What do you call a scared cow?
A cow-ard.
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#100
How do cows introduce their wives?
"Hey guys! Meat Patty."
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