Four legs, cleft hooves, a nose that takes up half its face, a toothless grin, a couple of horns, and an udder - see how aplenty is the material for jokes with a cow? It’s like Pandora’s box and a cornucopia mashed up for generating quips, wisecracks, and puns, all of which are hilarity itself, indeed. Whether you think of cows as these timid ruminants forever living in slow motion unbothered by worldly problems or if you think of them as the four-legged creatures happily frolicking in the Swiss Alps, you have to agree that in either of these pictures you can find something funny about its main hero, the cow. It might be its oddly shaped neckless body, it might be the sounds it makes (a ‘moo’? How on Earth is that not funny?), or the relentless flatulence that you might observe when overlooking a herd of these slowly-moving giants. Thus, we can make an equation stating that a ‘cow’ equals ‘funny,’ and these hilarious jokes perfectly prove this case. In fact, you’ll be convinced of it right after reading the very first of these corny jokes, and after you are done with the whole entirety of a hundred and twenty-six cow jokes, you might feel the need to lie down to digest the amusement that you’ve just read.
But let the cool animal jokes do the convincing here themselves. As you definitely know by now, our picks of the best jokes talking about bovines are just a cow’s eyelash below. And although it might take some time to ruminate on these awesome jokes, do not forget to vote for the best ones nevertheless. Of course, share this article with anyone who has an interest in cows or jokes. Basically, everyone!
#101
Where do cows usually go on a Saturday night?
To the moovies!
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#102
What do you call a magic cow?
Moo-dini.
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#103

What do cows put on french toast?
Mooooolasses.
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#104
How does lady gaga usually like her steak?
Raw, raw, raw, raw, raw!
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#105
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk!
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#106
What would happen if you tried talking to a cow?
Everything would just go in one ear and out the udder.
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#107

Why did the artist love painting cows?
He said they were his moos.
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#108
Can you make money owning cows?
"Yes, I’ve herd it’s really profitable."
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#109
What did the cow say before making a risky poker bet?
The steaks have never been higher.
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#110
What song do cows love to sing?
"I’ve got the mooooves like Jagger."
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#111

Where do young cows eat lunch?
At the calf-eteria.
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#112
What did the police cow say to the bad guy he caught?
Don’t mooooooove a moo-scle.
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#113
Why is it so hard to hurt a cow’s feelings?
Their hides are so thick.
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#114
Why do cows work?
To make mooooney.
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#115

What happens when cows stop shaving?
They grow moostaches.
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#116
Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump over the barb wire fence?
It was an udder disaster.
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#120
What do you call a grass-fed cow?
A lawn moo-er!
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