Four legs, cleft hooves, a nose that takes up half its face, a toothless grin, a couple of horns, and an udder - see how aplenty is the material for jokes with a cow? It’s like Pandora’s box and a cornucopia mashed up for generating quips, wisecracks, and puns, all of which are hilarity itself, indeed. Whether you think of cows as these timid ruminants forever living in slow motion unbothered by worldly problems or if you think of them as the four-legged creatures happily frolicking in the Swiss Alps, you have to agree that in either of these pictures you can find something funny about its main hero, the cow. It might be its oddly shaped neckless body, it might be the sounds it makes (a ‘moo’? How on Earth is that not funny?), or the relentless flatulence that you might observe when overlooking a herd of these slowly-moving giants. Thus, we can make an equation stating that a ‘cow’ equals ‘funny,’ and these hilarious jokes perfectly prove this case. In fact, you’ll be convinced of it right after reading the very first of these corny jokes, and after you are done with the whole entirety of a hundred and twenty-six cow jokes, you might feel the need to lie down to digest the amusement that you’ve just read.
But let the cool animal jokes do the convincing here themselves. As you definitely know by now, our picks of the best jokes talking about bovines are just a cow’s eyelash below. And although it might take some time to ruminate on these awesome jokes, do not forget to vote for the best ones nevertheless. Of course, share this article with anyone who has an interest in cows or jokes. Basically, everyone!
#61
How do you make Swiss cheese?
Using milk from a holey cow.
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#62
What did the cow shout when it did a cannonball into the swimming pool?
“Cow-abunga!”
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#63

What do cows say when they apologize to one another?
"Sorry, I made a mis-steak."
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#64
When is milk the freshest?
When it’s still in the cow!
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#65
What did the cow say when someone told her a lie?
Sounds like a lot of bull to me.
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#66
What type of camera do cows use?
Cow-non.
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#67

When you cross a smurf with a cow, what do you get?
Blue cheese.
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#68
When you cross two ducks and a cow, what do you get?
Quackers and milk.
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#69
What did Donald Trump tell the cow?
"That’s fake moos!"
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#73
Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin?
It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
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#74
The secret service surrounded the president with dozens of cows—they were trying to beef up security.
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#75
What’s a cow’s favourite holiday?
Moo Year’s Eve!
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#76

What’s a cow’s favourite moosical note?
Beef-flat!
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#77
What do you call a cow that can’t make milk?
A milk dud.
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#78
What does the cow band play?
Moo-sic!
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#79
What is a cow’s favorite color?
Marooooooon.
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#80

What did the cows do after someone broke into the barn?
They beefed up their security.
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