All of us—well, most of us—love to travel. Seeing new places, meeting new people, and feeling a whirlwind of emotions whenever you find yourself somewhere you have never been before or return to a place you hold dear in your heart.
Each country—and even every city—has its own vibe and some characteristics that make it unique. Often, the same traits are also grounds for jokes. Making funny jokes about countries and their various features is absolutely fine as long as you aren’t rude to anyone.
Always remember that it is somebody’s homeland, and what seems really funny to you might be insulting to them. That being said, it doesn’t mean you should never tell jokes in company. Funny jokes or puns about countries are a great way to break the ice, spend time, and even get to know each other better.

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Hilarious Puns About Countries That Travel Beyond Boundaries
Country puns can range from great subtle humor to country dad jokes and everything in between. You may even throw in some adult puns every now and then—just make sure it is appropriate for the audience. You don’t have to be a geography expert to make or even understand funny country jokes, but knowing something about the world and having some traveling experience definitely enhances the quality of the jokes.
So whether you are a seasoned traveler, are just planning your first trip, or are a dedicated geography enthusiast, enjoy this collection of funny country jokes we gathered for you.
#41
I've heard that Argentina is starting to get a little colder...
In fact, it's bordering on Chile.
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#42
Did you hear about the Pole who thought his wife was trying to kill him? On her dressing table, he found a bottle of “Polish Remover.”
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#43

What kind of car does an Icelandic person drive?
A Fjord.
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#44
Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?
Because he loves Tibet.
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#45
What pan is the best to make sushi in?
Japan.
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#46
What do you call a rude Jamaican?
Caribbean Jerk.
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#47
What will an Australian chess player say to a Czech person while making the winning move?
Czech mate.
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#48
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
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#49

I watched a Hindu version of “How I Met Your Mother.” There’s just one episode about the wedding.
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#50
Did you hear McDonalds will stop serving fries in Switzerland?
The Swiss don't take sides.
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#51
The Sahara Desert drifts into a bar and the bartender says…
"Long time no sea."
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#52
What did the Icelandic dog say?
Bjork Bjork.
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#53
What is a favorite fantasy film of an Aussie?
The Wizard of Oz.
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#54
What do you call a bunch of bullies from Malta?
Maltesers.
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#55
What do you call counterfeited German currency?
Question marks.
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#56
Someone beat me up with a map of Belgium. Now I’m covered in Bruges.
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#57
What genre are national anthems?
Country.
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#58
What did the Ancient Greeks wear on their feet?
Tennis Zeus.
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#59

Where do Australian animals go for vacation?
Koala Lumpur.
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#60
What do they call their kids in Belgium?
Brussels Sprouts.
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