All of us—well, most of us—love to travel. Seeing new places, meeting new people, and feeling a whirlwind of emotions whenever you find yourself somewhere you have never been before or return to a place you hold dear in your heart.
Each country—and even every city—has its own vibe and some characteristics that make it unique. Often, the same traits are also grounds for jokes. Making funny jokes about countries and their various features is absolutely fine as long as you aren’t rude to anyone.
Always remember that it is somebody’s homeland, and what seems really funny to you might be insulting to them. That being said, it doesn’t mean you should never tell jokes in company. Funny jokes or puns about countries are a great way to break the ice, spend time, and even get to know each other better.

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Hilarious Puns About Countries That Travel Beyond Boundaries
Country puns can range from great subtle humor to country dad jokes and everything in between. You may even throw in some adult puns every now and then—just make sure it is appropriate for the audience. You don’t have to be a geography expert to make or even understand funny country jokes, but knowing something about the world and having some traveling experience definitely enhances the quality of the jokes.
So whether you are a seasoned traveler, are just planning your first trip, or are a dedicated geography enthusiast, enjoy this collection of funny country jokes we gathered for you.
#61
What's Santa's nationality?
North Polish.
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#62
While experimenting with Asian and Latin American food, Iran out of Chile.
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#63
What are atheists called in India?
Naan believers.
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#64
My friend lived in a place that had six months of sunlight and six months of complete darkness. Man, there is Norway I can live there.
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#65

Where do crayons go on vacation?
Color-ado!
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#66
What is the cookie capital of Brazil?
Oreo di Janiero.
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#67
What would you call an unidentified object which landed in Australia?
Australien.
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#68
What is the name of the country where everyone counts things on their own?
It is the country of Italy.
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#69

What is the name of a bird's favorite country?
It's Turkey.
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#70

What is the name of that nation where you get fancy water?
It's Fiji.
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#71
What blood type do people from Taiwan have?
Taipei.
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#72
Why did the southerner visit Korea?
Because he wanted to eat Seoul food.
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#73
Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?
No matter where you sat, you were behind a Pole.
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#74
What literally looks like half of North Korea?
South Korea!
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#75
Most countries is Asia are fake.
Only one Israel.
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#76
If frogs are from Greenland then, sharks are from Finland.
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#77
Want my opinion on Mongolia?
It has its pros and Khans.
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#78

Why were the people at the bar confused by the Spanish southerner?
Because he kept talking in Espan-y'all.
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#79
Someone told me that French fries are from Belgium...
But they’re cooked in Greece!
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#80

What happens to the soldiers who are supposed to be deployed to Iraq?
They sit and Kuwait.
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