All of us—well, most of us—love to travel. Seeing new places, meeting new people, and feeling a whirlwind of emotions whenever you find yourself somewhere you have never been before or return to a place you hold dear in your heart.
Each country—and even every city—has its own vibe and some characteristics that make it unique. Often, the same traits are also grounds for jokes. Making funny jokes about countries and their various features is absolutely fine as long as you aren’t rude to anyone.
Always remember that it is somebody’s homeland, and what seems really funny to you might be insulting to them. That being said, it doesn’t mean you should never tell jokes in company. Funny jokes or puns about countries are a great way to break the ice, spend time, and even get to know each other better.

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Hilarious Puns About Countries That Travel Beyond Boundaries
Country puns can range from great subtle humor to country dad jokes and everything in between. You may even throw in some adult puns every now and then—just make sure it is appropriate for the audience. You don’t have to be a geography expert to make or even understand funny country jokes, but knowing something about the world and having some traveling experience definitely enhances the quality of the jokes.
So whether you are a seasoned traveler, are just planning your first trip, or are a dedicated geography enthusiast, enjoy this collection of funny country jokes we gathered for you.
#21
What do frogs eat in Paris?
French flies.
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#22
Two very old men of European nationality meet
While talking, one asks: "You watching the football game?"
The other says: "Who's playing?"
"Austria-Hungary", says the first.
"Against whom?"
While talking, one asks: "You watching the football game?"
The other says: "Who's playing?"
"Austria-Hungary", says the first.
"Against whom?"
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#23
Is "Africa" by Toto a country song?
No, it's a continent song.
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#24
Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
To get away from the noise.
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#25
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
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#26
What kind of birds can you find in Portugal?
Portugeese.
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#27

What is the most common scam in Egypt?
Pyramid schemes.
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#28
What was the most popular kids’ movie in Ancient Greece?
Troy Story.
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#29
An introverted Finn looks at his shoes when talking to you; an extroverted Finn looks at your shoes.
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#30

Why do all Swedish military ships have bar codes on them?
So when the come to port, they can just Scan da navy in!
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#31
What happens when the smog lifts over Southern California?
U.C.L.A.
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#32

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?
Hee Broo.
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#33
In which country is Prague located?
Hold on let me Czech.
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#34
Germany once organized the International Fun Conference.
It wasn't funny but it was indeed well organized.
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#35
Why is it hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you can't break the ice.
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#36

A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
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#37

Ever since my girlfriend moved to Siberia things haven't been the same.
She's so cold and distant.
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#38
What is the German word for constipation?
Farfrompoopin.
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#39

How was copper wire invented?
Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny.
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#40
What are Greek houses made out of?
Greeks and con-Crete!
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