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A rather niche topic, isn't it? But it’s amusing and enjoyable nonetheless. And although some IT jokes might require more knowledge than what you were taught in computer science class, you don't need to be Bill Gates or a tech junkie to enjoy a good collection of IT jokes. And you know what the best part is? There are ample computer jokes on the web that will crack you up with no hacking tools required.
To simplify life, we have gathered all the funny programmer jokes and puns about computers into one place for all tech-savvy peeps to enjoy. Prepare to crack a smile, brace yourself for some cringe, and enjoy all the geekiest tech jokes we have assembled below. Did any make you chuckle or facepalm? Let us know!
#81
Why is the computer keyboard working so hard?
Because it has two shifts!
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#82
What do you tell a hacker after a bad breakup?
There is plenty of phish in the sea!
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#83
Did you hear about the computer that kept rebooting?
It was terminal.
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#84
Why did the database administrator slice a tree stump in half?
He needed a binary log.
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#85
Why do sharks eat underwater internet cables?
They were advised to have more fiber in their diet.
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#86
What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
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#87
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
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#88
Why are laptops like air conditioning units? They stop working properly when you open too many windows.
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#89
As for punishment, where naughty disk drives are sent?
They are always sent to a Boot camp!
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#90
What's the second movie about a database engineer called?
The SQL.
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#91
I don't understand how IT people don't end up in hospitals frequently. They are always touching the firewalls, aren't they?
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#92
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates.
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#93
Don't use "beef stew" as a computer password. It's not stroganoff.
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#94
What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?
Ask for a Wii-match!
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#95
We'll we'll we'll... if it isn't autocorrect.
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#96
Where do computers keep their money?
In a data bank.
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#97
A SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.
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#98
How do you know you are using Linux?
Your computer only has 4 modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot!
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#99
How does a network administrator nerd greet people who come to his house?
Welcome to 127.0.0.1
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#100
How do computer programmers make extra money in the summer?
They take on part-time jobs helping campers get rid of bugs!
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