Think your computer, laptop, or phone spying on you is scary? Think again because your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years! HA. It’s so lame, yet so bloody brilliant. Suppose you enjoy this kind of humor; the Greatest of All Webs has blessed (or cursed) you to land on this page. Okay, let’s be honest here. It wasn’t the web or the Google algorithm. It was all you. There is no point in going to your search history and deleting it. We know it. You like geek jokes, computer puns, and all things tech. Well, buddy, so do we, so your secret is safe with us and preserved in a secure ZIP folder.
A rather niche topic, isn't it? But it’s amusing and enjoyable nonetheless. And although some IT jokes might require more knowledge than what you were taught in computer science class, you don't need to be Bill Gates or a tech junkie to enjoy a good collection of IT jokes. And you know what the best part is? There are ample computer jokes on the web that will crack you up with no hacking tools required.
To simplify life, we have gathered all the funny programmer jokes and puns about computers into one place for all tech-savvy peeps to enjoy. Prepare to crack a smile, brace yourself for some cringe, and enjoy all the geekiest tech jokes we have assembled below. Did any make you chuckle or facepalm? Let us know!
#61
What’s it called when it takes you a while to find RAM for your computer?
Short-term memory loss.
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#62
Why did the software developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache.
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#63
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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#64
Finding the perfect mouse for your PC sounds like a hard thing to do, but once your hand gets comfortable using a mouse, it just clicks.
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#65
Why shouldn’t doctors prescribe antibiotics to cure sick computers?
Because antibiotics have no effect on viruses.
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#66
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will all write Perl programs.
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#67
After a life of cybercrime, how did the hacker get to heaven?
The password hadn’t been changed in 2000 years.
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#68
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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#69
Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook?
Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Person 2: Word.
Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Person 2: Word.
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#70
What’s a computer geek’s favorite snack?
Microchips.
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#71
Why couldn’t the computer take its hat off?
Because it had its CAPS LOCK on.
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#72
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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#73
Why does Task Manager use the phrase "Kill the Application"?
Because they are all executable!
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#74
Why does x86 have so many instructions?
Because having too few would be too RISC-y.
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#75
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
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#76
Why do app developer’s have such high insurance rates?
They’re always crashing.
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#77
If two video game developers date each other... Is it a Unity or Unreal?
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#78
What is it called when computer programmers taunt and make fun of each other on social media?
It is called cyber boolean!
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#79
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
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#80
Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone. The person answers, and it's their mum saying "I have a computer question."
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