Think your computer, laptop, or phone spying on you is scary? Think again because your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years! HA. It’s so lame, yet so bloody brilliant. Suppose you enjoy this kind of humor; the Greatest of All Webs has blessed (or cursed) you to land on this page. Okay, let’s be honest here. It wasn’t the web or the Google algorithm. It was all you. There is no point in going to your search history and deleting it. We know it. You like geek jokes, computer puns, and all things tech. Well, buddy, so do we, so your secret is safe with us and preserved in a secure ZIP folder.
A rather niche topic, isn't it? But it’s amusing and enjoyable nonetheless. And although some IT jokes might require more knowledge than what you were taught in computer science class, you don't need to be Bill Gates or a tech junkie to enjoy a good collection of IT jokes. And you know what the best part is? There are ample computer jokes on the web that will crack you up with no hacking tools required.
To simplify life, we have gathered all the funny programmer jokes and puns about computers into one place for all tech-savvy peeps to enjoy. Prepare to crack a smile, brace yourself for some cringe, and enjoy all the geekiest tech jokes we have assembled below. Did any make you chuckle or facepalm? Let us know!
#101
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
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#102
Today I made my first money as a programmer.
I sold my laptop.
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#103
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
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#104
My mother asked if I could change the DNS server settings. I told her ICANN.
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#105
What's the first symptom of a computer is getting old?
Memory problems.
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#106
I told my boss, “Sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.
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#107
My computer suddenly started belting out "Someone Like You." It's a Dell.
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#108
Why did the computer cross the road?
To get a byte to eat.
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#109
Why did the computer get glasses?
To improve its websight.
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#110
Why did the computer sneeze?
It had a virus.
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#111
What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A Macintosh.
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#112
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte.
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#113
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
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#114
These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”
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#115
How did the boy break the school computer?
His PE teacher told him to kick the ball in the net.
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#116
How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
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#117
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
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#118
I have a CS joke, but it doesn’t compute.
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#119
What computer language do Spanish programmers use to make jokes for people?
Ja-Ja-java script!
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#120
What’s a programmer’s least favorite Pixar movie?
A Bug’s Life.
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