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111 Coffee Puns That Might Brighten Your Day
Funny,JokesMAR 21, 2022

111 Coffee Puns That Might Brighten Your Day

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In the late 15th century, in the heart of Yemen, the first use of coffee as we know it was documented. It was used by Sufi monasteries and was to be imbibed as a form of spiritual intoxication. While its status as a symbol of wealth is, thankfully, long gone, the spiritual intoxication part remains. And you know what else, besides coffee, might give a person a certain spiritual intoxication? A pun! And what do you get when you mix these two ethereal things together? A coffee pun! And that’s exactly our topic of the day, so brew yourself a cup of moonless midnight and check out the beverage puns below.
As with anything in life, there are always two kinds of people - those who shower in the morning and those who shower at night. Then there are those who squirt ketchup straight on fries and the other kind who dip them. There, of course, are people that choose tea instead of coffee, but in our opinion, they just don’t know what they’re missing. Also, don’t forget the division between pun-lovers and pun-haters! A fierce competition of proving they’re right between those two! However, with our silly puns article, we hope to unite all these groups in one shared gale of laughter. Just a simple wish, truly.
Yet, if wishes were horses, I’d be drinking coffee now, so let’s just skip right to the cute puns here. The beans have already been spilled, so all you have to do now is check them out for yourself! As per usual, don’t forget to vote for the best coffee puns and share this article with your caffeinated compadres.

#61

111 Coffee Puns That Might Brighten Your Day
The Brothers Caramel Mocha.
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#62

Sometimes, you need to pretend that you are frappé.
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#63

Don't give a kangaroo a cup of coffee, it's already too jumpy!
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#64

111 Coffee Puns That Might Brighten Your Day
Sorry I missed your birthday, better latte than never.
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#65

How are coffee beans like kids?
They’re always getting grounded.
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#66

You’re steaming hot!
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#67

111 Coffee Puns That Might Brighten Your Day
Italians are so good at making coffee because they naturally like to espresso themselves.
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#68

What do coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
Both are no good without cream!
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#69

“Excuse me while I kiss the chai.” – This Jimi Hendrix song is often misheard as “excuse me while I kiss this guy” – but what if it was about coffee instead?
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#70

111 Coffee Puns That Might Brighten Your Day
That Thing You Brew!
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#71

He’s Just Not That Into Brew.
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#72

David Coffeefield.
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#73

111 Coffee Puns That Might Brighten Your Day
The Lord of the Beans.
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#74

What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers?
You mocha me crazy!
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#75

What did the coffee say about its late assignment?
Better latte than never!
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#76

111 Coffee Puns That Might Brighten Your Day
"I had bean-ough of this pain."
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#77

"I wish it is easy to affogato the pain."
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#78

"I am frappé if I am with you."
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#79

111 Coffee Puns That Might Brighten Your Day
Bean there, done that!
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#80

Hipsters love coffee but they always burn their tongues on them: they insist on drinking it before it is cool.
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