In the late 15th century, in the heart of Yemen, the first use of coffee as we know it was documented. It was used by Sufi monasteries and was to be imbibed as a form of spiritual intoxication. While its status as a symbol of wealth is, thankfully, long gone, the spiritual intoxication part remains. And you know what else, besides coffee, might give a person a certain spiritual intoxication? A pun! And what do you get when you mix these two ethereal things together? A coffee pun! And that’s exactly our topic of the day, so brew yourself a cup of moonless midnight and check out the beverage puns below.
As with anything in life, there are always two kinds of people - those who shower in the morning and those who shower at night. Then there are those who squirt ketchup straight on fries and the other kind who dip them. There, of course, are people that choose tea instead of coffee, but in our opinion, they just don’t know what they’re missing. Also, don’t forget the division between pun-lovers and pun-haters! A fierce competition of proving they’re right between those two! However, with our silly puns article, we hope to unite all these groups in one shared gale of laughter. Just a simple wish, truly.
Yet, if wishes were horses, I’d be drinking coffee now, so let’s just skip right to the cute puns here. The beans have already been spilled, so all you have to do now is check them out for yourself! As per usual, don’t forget to vote for the best coffee puns and share this article with your caffeinated compadres.
#81
"I made a pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you."
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#82

Your face shines whenever you frappé.
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#83
My heart beats faster because of brew.
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#84
"I want to cream to the world, how much I love brew."
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#85

Brave Brew World by Aldous Huxley.
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#86
Why can’t you have a good lovelife?
Because you don’t know how to espresso.
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#87
"I have my eye on you, coffee drinkers, you look ready to stir up trouble."
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#88

Thanks a latte for being my friend.
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#89
Pardon my French roast.
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#90
Sending you a whole latte love.
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#91

You mocha me very happy.
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#92
AC/Decaf.
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#93
Fleetwood Macchiato.
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#94

The X-Filters.
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#95
Pretty Little Lattes.
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#96
Coffee, the Vampire Slayer.
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#97

What’s up, brew?
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#98
Hands up! You’re under a-roast.
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#99
You’re always brew-tiful.
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#100

Ariana Ground-de.
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