In the late 15th century, in the heart of Yemen, the first use of coffee as we know it was documented. It was used by Sufi monasteries and was to be imbibed as a form of spiritual intoxication. While its status as a symbol of wealth is, thankfully, long gone, the spiritual intoxication part remains. And you know what else, besides coffee, might give a person a certain spiritual intoxication? A pun! And what do you get when you mix these two ethereal things together? A coffee pun! And that’s exactly our topic of the day, so brew yourself a cup of moonless midnight and check out the beverage puns below.
As with anything in life, there are always two kinds of people - those who shower in the morning and those who shower at night. Then there are those who squirt ketchup straight on fries and the other kind who dip them. There, of course, are people that choose tea instead of coffee, but in our opinion, they just don’t know what they’re missing. Also, don’t forget the division between pun-lovers and pun-haters! A fierce competition of proving they’re right between those two! However, with our silly puns article, we hope to unite all these groups in one shared gale of laughter. Just a simple wish, truly.
Yet, if wishes were horses, I’d be drinking coffee now, so let’s just skip right to the cute puns here. The beans have already been spilled, so all you have to do now is check them out for yourself! As per usual, don’t forget to vote for the best coffee puns and share this article with your caffeinated compadres.
#41
You look fa-brew-lous today!
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#42
Watch me cream. Watch me nae nae.
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#43

What’s the best song of Taylor Swift?
Look What You Mocha Do.
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#44
Discussions between two coffee amateurs can very quickly turn into a strong and heated debate.
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#45
After the French Revolution, Kings and Queens started only drinking decap coffee.
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#46

"I was drinking my coffee in my slippers this morning, and I thought, I really must wash some mugs."
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#47
"I read that on average we spend more money on coffee than educating our children. How do we sleep at night?"
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#48
"I met my soulmate at my local café, now we are a happy cup-le."
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#49

"I read a book about the origin of lattes and cappuccinos the other day, but it was all froth and no substance."
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#50
"I won't be going back there, the barista roasted me for my poor coffee choice."
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#51
Where do birds go for coffee?
The Nestcafe.
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#52

We’re the perfect blend.
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#53
"I like you a latte."
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#54
Where you bean all my life?
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#55

What did the coffee say to its date?
"Hey there, hot stuff!"
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#56
Thanks a latte for me being my friend.
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#57
How did the coffee show its love?
It said, “Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me!”
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#58

What’s the best Beatles’ song to play at a coffee shop?
Latte Be!
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#59
The Smashing Pumpkin Spice Lattes.
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#60
The Red Hot Coffee Peppers.
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