In the late 15th century, in the heart of Yemen, the first use of coffee as we know it was documented. It was used by Sufi monasteries and was to be imbibed as a form of spiritual intoxication. While its status as a symbol of wealth is, thankfully, long gone, the spiritual intoxication part remains. And you know what else, besides coffee, might give a person a certain spiritual intoxication? A pun! And what do you get when you mix these two ethereal things together? A coffee pun! And that’s exactly our topic of the day, so brew yourself a cup of moonless midnight and check out the beverage puns below.
As with anything in life, there are always two kinds of people - those who shower in the morning and those who shower at night. Then there are those who squirt ketchup straight on fries and the other kind who dip them. There, of course, are people that choose tea instead of coffee, but in our opinion, they just don’t know what they’re missing. Also, don’t forget the division between pun-lovers and pun-haters! A fierce competition of proving they’re right between those two! However, with our silly puns article, we hope to unite all these groups in one shared gale of laughter. Just a simple wish, truly.
Yet, if wishes were horses, I’d be drinking coffee now, so let’s just skip right to the cute puns here. The beans have already been spilled, so all you have to do now is check them out for yourself! As per usual, don’t forget to vote for the best coffee puns and share this article with your caffeinated compadres.
#21
"I have to get my daily cup of coffee in by whatever beans necessary."
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#22

The barista is always running late, he is constantly pressed for time.
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#23
When should you stop pouring milk into the coffee?
Before it is too latte.
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#24
What do beans say to their Valentines?
You keep me grounded.
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#25

What’s its favorite Bob Marley song?
Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.
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#26
Bullies who drink coffee are mean beans.
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#27
The first level of the coffee factory is called the ground floor.
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#28

"Where have you bean all my life?"
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#29
"I’ve bean thinking of you a latte."
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#30
What did the coffees say before their night out?
Let’s stir up some trouble!
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#31

Just like Ricky Martin, I'm livin' la vida mocha.
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#32
What did one coffee say to the other?
Where ya bean?
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#33
It’s hard to espresso my feelings for you.
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#34

"I can’t fully espresso my excitement!"
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#35
Avoid discussing coffee in a sensitive company. It can make for a heated and strong debate.
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#36
“Wake me up before you cocoa!”
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#37

Rage Against the Espresso Machine.
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#38
The Polar Espresso.
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#39
Why was the java bean so worried?
Because it said it had a latte problems at home.
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#40

You affogato how much you loved me before.
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