Statistics say that around 30 to 40% of the world’s population drink coffee. That’s actually a lot of people. In some countries, these numbers go even higher. It’s safe to assume that coffee is an important part of human life. So of course, we make jokes about it.
With the variety of beans, brewing methods, and coffee-based drinks, making coffee puns is easier than ordering a cup at your favorite coffee shop. For example, I am sure you have heard the depresso joke. It’s a very funny roast (see what I did there?) on people who are grumpy and irritable even after they’ve had their morning coffee.
If you think that coffee humor is only for those who actually drink it, you should just look up some jokes about coffee. Trust me, they will make you chuckle under your breath or even laugh out loud even if you have never as much as tried this fantastic liquid (by the way, if that’s your case, how do you survive?)
Whether you prefer your coffee black, white, with or without sugar, hot or iced, it will always go well with a nice fresh coffee joke. In this article we’ve collected a lot of funny coffee jokes to brighten up your morning. How many cups do you drink per day? Tell us in the comments, and don’t forget to share your favorite ways of having coffee.
#101
What do you call it when a coffee joke is so funny that it causes an uproar?
A brew-haha.
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#102
A woman walks into a coffee shop carrying a large chunk of asphalt. She walks up to the barista and says, “I’ll take a cappuccino for me, please, and a latte for the road.
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#103
An astronaut was making coffee and complained, “I can’t find any milk.” Another astronaut replied, “In space, no one can. Here, use cream.”
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#104
Sleep is a weak substitute for coffee.
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#105
What's the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
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#106
Why shouldn't you discuss coffee in polite company?
It can make for a strong and heated debate.
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#107
How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
You channel surf faster without the remote.
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#108
How is divorce like espresso?
It’s expensive and bitter.
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#109
What do you call it when cafe customers joke about their coffee?
A brewhaha.
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#110
A factory worker died today after falling into a vat of coffee. Police say that although it came as a shock to all who knew him, they may take some relief from the fact he didn’t suffer. It was instant.
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#111
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
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#112
Why did the gardener save his coffee grounds?
For sedimental reasons.
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#113
Why did the cup of coffee lift the milk jug?
That was strong coffee.
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#114
Why did the cup of coffee always complain?
He was just bitter.
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#115
How should you react when a place has bottomless coffee?
With bottomless thanks.
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#116
Why should you never discuss coffee in public?
It can get heated.
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#117
"I like my men like I like my coffee… Instantly ready."
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#118
What kind of coffee likes to race?
Instant from an espresso machine.
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#119
What does specialty coffee have in common with Eric Clapton?
Both are good without cream.
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#120
A tall blonde woman walks into a coffee shop. The barista says, “We have a drink named after you!” With a confused look on her face, the blonde woman says, “You have a drink named Lisa?”
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