Statistics say that around 30 to 40% of the world’s population drink coffee. That’s actually a lot of people. In some countries, these numbers go even higher. It’s safe to assume that coffee is an important part of human life. So of course, we make jokes about it.
With the variety of beans, brewing methods, and coffee-based drinks, making coffee puns is easier than ordering a cup at your favorite coffee shop. For example, I am sure you have heard the depresso joke. It’s a very funny roast (see what I did there?) on people who are grumpy and irritable even after they’ve had their morning coffee.
If you think that coffee humor is only for those who actually drink it, you should just look up some jokes about coffee. Trust me, they will make you chuckle under your breath or even laugh out loud even if you have never as much as tried this fantastic liquid (by the way, if that’s your case, how do you survive?)
Whether you prefer your coffee black, white, with or without sugar, hot or iced, it will always go well with a nice fresh coffee joke. In this article we’ve collected a lot of funny coffee jokes to brighten up your morning. How many cups do you drink per day? Tell us in the comments, and don’t forget to share your favorite ways of having coffee.
#81
Why should you be wary of 5-cent espresso?
It’s a cheap shot.
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#82
Knock, knock! Who’s there? A guy that just had 4 shots of espresso! A guy th— Now you say, “a guy that just had 4 shots of espresso who?”
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#83
A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.
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#84
Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
Because he was pressed for time.
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#85
Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of coffee?
Because according to the Torah, he brews!
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#86
A man went to his psychiatrist and complained that every time he drinks coffee, he would get a stabbing pain in his right eye. The psychiatrist said, “Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”
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#87
Why can Starbucks get away with charging outrageous prices for coffee?
Because they have Italian titles for everything!
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#88
What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?
Java the Hut!
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#89
How do you make Pig Jerky?
Give them some coffee.
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#90
What do brave coffee grounds do?
They take the plunger.
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#91
What did the bored coffee drinker say?
Bean there, done that.
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#92
Where do bad cups of coffee go when they die?
To perca-tory.
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#93
What do you call coffee with sunglasses and tattoos?
Cool beans.
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#94
Why was the cup of coffee top of the class?
She was a beverage.
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#95
Why did the cup of coffee marry her man?
He kept her grounded.
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#96
Why is it good to have a job in the coffee industry?
There are lots of perks.
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#97
"I like my men like I like my coffee… I don’t like coffee."
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#98
"Living la Vida mocha" – Ricky Martin.
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#99
"I like big cups and I cannot lie" – Sir Blendalot.
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#100
Why was everyone getting sick at the coffee shop?
Because there was a lot of coffeeing going on.
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