Statistics say that around 30 to 40% of the world’s population drink coffee. That’s actually a lot of people. In some countries, these numbers go even higher. It’s safe to assume that coffee is an important part of human life. So of course, we make jokes about it.
With the variety of beans, brewing methods, and coffee-based drinks, making coffee puns is easier than ordering a cup at your favorite coffee shop. For example, I am sure you have heard the depresso joke. It’s a very funny roast (see what I did there?) on people who are grumpy and irritable even after they’ve had their morning coffee.
If you think that coffee humor is only for those who actually drink it, you should just look up some jokes about coffee. Trust me, they will make you chuckle under your breath or even laugh out loud even if you have never as much as tried this fantastic liquid (by the way, if that’s your case, how do you survive?)
Whether you prefer your coffee black, white, with or without sugar, hot or iced, it will always go well with a nice fresh coffee joke. In this article we’ve collected a lot of funny coffee jokes to brighten up your morning. How many cups do you drink per day? Tell us in the comments, and don’t forget to share your favorite ways of having coffee.
#121
Why should you be wary of 5-cent espresso?
It’s a cheap shot.
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#122
What did the coffees say before their night out?
Let’s stir up some trouble!
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#123
A factory worker died today after falling into a vat of coffee. Police say that it came as a shock to all who knew him. But they may take some relief from the fact he didn’t suffer. It was instant.
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#124
What’s a coffee’s favorite karaoke song?
Hit me with your best shot!
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#125
What do waiters who don’t bring the coffee quickly enough get?
Lukewarm applause.
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#126
What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee?
Their friendship came to a bitter end.
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