Statistics say that around 30 to 40% of the world’s population drink coffee. That’s actually a lot of people. In some countries, these numbers go even higher. It’s safe to assume that coffee is an important part of human life. So of course, we make jokes about it.
With the variety of beans, brewing methods, and coffee-based drinks, making coffee puns is easier than ordering a cup at your favorite coffee shop. For example, I am sure you have heard the depresso joke. It’s a very funny roast (see what I did there?) on people who are grumpy and irritable even after they’ve had their morning coffee.
If you think that coffee humor is only for those who actually drink it, you should just look up some jokes about coffee. Trust me, they will make you chuckle under your breath or even laugh out loud even if you have never as much as tried this fantastic liquid (by the way, if that’s your case, how do you survive?)
Whether you prefer your coffee black, white, with or without sugar, hot or iced, it will always go well with a nice fresh coffee joke. In this article we’ve collected a lot of funny coffee jokes to brighten up your morning. How many cups do you drink per day? Tell us in the comments, and don’t forget to share your favorite ways of having coffee.
#41
Did you hear about the cow that gave birth?
It was de-calf-inated.
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#42
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it was mugged.
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#43
"I just got myself a top-of-the-range coffee maker. It has a lot of perks."
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#44
A guy walks into a cafe and orders a coffee to go. The coffee gets up and leaves.
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#45
What’s favorite Bob Marley song?
"Don’t Worry, Be Frappé."
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#46
Why did the rabbit stop drinking coffee?
It made it too jumpy.
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#47
What did the Italian guy say when he was teased?
Don’t mocha me!
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#48
What did the mommy coffee bean say when the naughty little coffee bean came home late?
Where have you bean?
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#49
Why can’t cups of coffee go to Hogwarts?
They’re muggles.
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#50
What do cups of coffee say when they see a friend?
How are you doing percolately?
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#51
What are coffee websites coded in?
JavaScript.
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#52
What do coffee-loving councilors tell the patients in rehab?
Choose mugs, not drugs.
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#53
What do you call it when you put off drinking coffee until tomorrow?
Procaffeinating.
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#54
"Everything I brew, I brew it for you" – Bryan Adams.
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#55
"Espresso yourself" – Madonna.
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#56
How are coffee beans like teenagers?
Both are always getting grounded.
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#57
A man fell into a vat of coffee and died. The police told his wife, in an attempt to console her, “At least he didn’t suffer; it was instant.”
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#58
What's the best Beatles song?
Latte Be!
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#59
What did the barista's Valentine say?
"I can't espresso my love for you."
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#60
Drinking too much espresso can cause a latte problems.
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