Statistics say that around 30 to 40% of the world’s population drink coffee. That’s actually a lot of people. In some countries, these numbers go even higher. It’s safe to assume that coffee is an important part of human life. So of course, we make jokes about it.
With the variety of beans, brewing methods, and coffee-based drinks, making coffee puns is easier than ordering a cup at your favorite coffee shop. For example, I am sure you have heard the depresso joke. It’s a very funny roast (see what I did there?) on people who are grumpy and irritable even after they’ve had their morning coffee.
If you think that coffee humor is only for those who actually drink it, you should just look up some jokes about coffee. Trust me, they will make you chuckle under your breath or even laugh out loud even if you have never as much as tried this fantastic liquid (by the way, if that’s your case, how do you survive?)
Whether you prefer your coffee black, white, with or without sugar, hot or iced, it will always go well with a nice fresh coffee joke. In this article we’ve collected a lot of funny coffee jokes to brighten up your morning. How many cups do you drink per day? Tell us in the comments, and don’t forget to share your favorite ways of having coffee.
#21
Why did the barista get fired?
They kept showing up to work in a tea-shirt.
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#22
"I was drinking coffee in my snow boots this morning when I thought to myself, “I need to get a mug.”"
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#23
What’s a barista’s favorite programming language?
Java.
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#24
Where do birds go for coffee?
To the NESTcafe
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#25
Why should you never make fun of a barista?
They will roast you.
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#26
"Someone stole my coffee cup, so I’m heading down to the police station to look over some mugshots."
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#27
What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee?
What’s Sumatra with you?
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#28
What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion?
"I asked for a coffee."
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#29
If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
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#30
Who did Han Solo owe coffee to?
Java the Hut.
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#31
Why do some people call fresh coffee mud?
Because it was just ground a few minutes ago.
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#32
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love coffee and liars.
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#33
Does Moses use instant coffee?
No. He brews.
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#34
Why should you avoid discussing coffee around sensitive people?
It can be a strong, heated debate.
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#35
How does a tech guy drink coffee?
He installs Java!
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#36
Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
Because they know how to espresso themselves.
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#37
Did you hear about the guy who put World War II figures in his coffee every morning?
He heard that the best part of waking up was soldiers in your cup.
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#38
A thirsty customer walks into a coffee shop. He asks the barista, “How much for a cup of coffee?” The barista points to the menu and says, “Five dollars for a cup of coffee and refills are free.” The customer responds, “Thanks. I’ll have a refill.”
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#39
If the local coffee shop has awarded you "Employee of the Month" and you don't even work there, you may be drinking too much coffee.
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#40
How are men like coffee?
The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.
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