A looming entity, shrouded in screaming color, stands guard in a corner with its back turned to you. Slowly, they turn around, and before your brain understands what it sees, your eyes catch the horrible, terribly dreadful image of a face as a white death mask, accentuated by a ruby-red snarl and eyebrows worthy of a Persian princess. Before you know it, the entity conjures up a dove straight out of their ear, releases it, and poof! It’s gone! The terrible nightmare is gone! And that, folks, although a very pop-culturesque image, is no way of seeing clowns. After all, with a profession as old as theirs, they sure deserve some respect and a clown joke or two. We’ll remind you that this is our usual way to show how much we like a subject - by creating an article full of funny jokes about it!
So, this article, full of jokes about clowns, won’t touch on the horror picture image we described at the beginning of this text. On the contrary! These truly funny clown jokes will talk about the rubber-like qualities of their bodies (yes, the classic blunder of a clown car), their Rudolf-channeling red noses, their incredibly large shoes capable of accommodating baby goats, and their slapstick comedy. All in all, it’s a very well-rounded selection of funny clown jokes, talking about each and every aspect of their working lives. Of course, don’t expect these silly jokes to be too serious; they are about clowns, after all!
Now, honk your nose three times and pull your fingers out from under your suspenders - there’s some scrolling to be done! As you well know, the cool jokes are just a smidgen down below, and once you are there, be sure to rank them on a scale from one to clown. Once that is all done, share the best jokes with your friends!
#41
How do clowns graduate from clown college?
With ed-joke-ation.
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#42
Where did the clown go after he retired?
Down Old Clown Road.
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#43
Why was the clown so happy after getting an ear transplant on Dec. 31?
Because he had a happy new ear!
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#44

Today, Ronald McDonald put a quarter in my expired parking meter.
What a kind jester!
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#45
What do you call a drawing of a clown?
A comedy sketch.
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#46
What do clowns call a tremor?
A mirth-quake!
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#47
What do you call a clown who went to jail?
A sili-con.
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#48

"My father was the best clown of all time.
When he died, all his friends came to his funeral in one car."
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#49
Did you hear about the clown who ran away with the circus?
The ringmaster made him bring it back!
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#50
"My parents hired a clown for my birthday party.
But he was a real Bozo."
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#51
How do clowns cook their eggs?
Funny side up!
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#52

Why is the business of the circus failing?
Because people are not taking it seriously.
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#53
Why was the Mom Clown so popular with the other parents?
Because she was really good at carpooling.
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#54
When do clowns go to the doctor in their clown car?
When they feel a little funny!
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#55
Why was the clown's education a joke?
Because he was juggling with his future.
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#56

Who do clowns love to perform with the most?
Clownfish.
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#57
What do you name a clown who showers people with free food?
A kind jester.
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#58
Why do clowns avoid night shows?
Because they are afraid of the 'Dark Knight.'
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#59
Why do sharks not like to eat clowns?
Sharks don't like to eat clowns because they taste funny.
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#60

Where do clowns go to party?
Clown Hall.
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