A looming entity, shrouded in screaming color, stands guard in a corner with its back turned to you. Slowly, they turn around, and before your brain understands what it sees, your eyes catch the horrible, terribly dreadful image of a face as a white death mask, accentuated by a ruby-red snarl and eyebrows worthy of a Persian princess. Before you know it, the entity conjures up a dove straight out of their ear, releases it, and poof! It’s gone! The terrible nightmare is gone! And that, folks, although a very pop-culturesque image, is no way of seeing clowns. After all, with a profession as old as theirs, they sure deserve some respect and a clown joke or two. We’ll remind you that this is our usual way to show how much we like a subject - by creating an article full of funny jokes about it!
So, this article, full of jokes about clowns, won’t touch on the horror picture image we described at the beginning of this text. On the contrary! These truly funny clown jokes will talk about the rubber-like qualities of their bodies (yes, the classic blunder of a clown car), their Rudolf-channeling red noses, their incredibly large shoes capable of accommodating baby goats, and their slapstick comedy. All in all, it’s a very well-rounded selection of funny clown jokes, talking about each and every aspect of their working lives. Of course, don’t expect these silly jokes to be too serious; they are about clowns, after all!
Now, honk your nose three times and pull your fingers out from under your suspenders - there’s some scrolling to be done! As you well know, the cool jokes are just a smidgen down below, and once you are there, be sure to rank them on a scale from one to clown. Once that is all done, share the best jokes with your friends!
#61
Why was the clown staring at the soda can?
Because it said concentrate.
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#62
Why was the clown’s education a joke?
Because he was juggling with his future.
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#63
What did the egg say to the clown?
"You crack me up!"
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#64

What happened when the lion ate the clown?
He felt funny!
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#65
What song is perfect for rodeo clowns?
"Danger Zone."
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#66
The circus clown also used to work on the trapeze…
Until he was let go.
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#67
How did the clown write his jokes?
He jest put pun to paper!
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#68

How were the clown’s tricks?
Ma-jest-ic.
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#69
"I think I’m going to start a clown shoe business.
But it’s no small feat!"
But it’s no small feat!"
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#70
What’s a rodeo clown’s favorite type of bar?
A honky-tonk.
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#71
What do Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?
The same middle name.
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#72

What happened at the egg contest when one of the clowns had a cracked egg?
The other clown said, “The yokes on you.”
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#73
Did you hear about the clown who got fired from the circus?
He’s suing for funfair dismissal.
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#74
Why are all clowns so busy?
They’ve got a lot of funny business to handle.
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#75
How did the clown cross the road?
By putting his stilt on.
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#76

Why did the clown go to the doctor?
He was feeling funny.
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#77
Heard about the new showroom of clown shoes?
It’s no big feet.
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#78
What was the name of the fish that tasted funny?
Clownfish.
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#79
How did the clown impress everyone?
He showed a nice jester.
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#80

How did the clown count his money?
Pennywise.
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