A looming entity, shrouded in screaming color, stands guard in a corner with its back turned to you. Slowly, they turn around, and before your brain understands what it sees, your eyes catch the horrible, terribly dreadful image of a face as a white death mask, accentuated by a ruby-red snarl and eyebrows worthy of a Persian princess. Before you know it, the entity conjures up a dove straight out of their ear, releases it, and poof! It’s gone! The terrible nightmare is gone! And that, folks, although a very pop-culturesque image, is no way of seeing clowns. After all, with a profession as old as theirs, they sure deserve some respect and a clown joke or two. We’ll remind you that this is our usual way to show how much we like a subject - by creating an article full of funny jokes about it!
So, this article, full of jokes about clowns, won’t touch on the horror picture image we described at the beginning of this text. On the contrary! These truly funny clown jokes will talk about the rubber-like qualities of their bodies (yes, the classic blunder of a clown car), their Rudolf-channeling red noses, their incredibly large shoes capable of accommodating baby goats, and their slapstick comedy. All in all, it’s a very well-rounded selection of funny clown jokes, talking about each and every aspect of their working lives. Of course, don’t expect these silly jokes to be too serious; they are about clowns, after all!
Now, honk your nose three times and pull your fingers out from under your suspenders - there’s some scrolling to be done! As you well know, the cool jokes are just a smidgen down below, and once you are there, be sure to rank them on a scale from one to clown. Once that is all done, share the best jokes with your friends!
#21
What did the tiger call the clown?
His happy meal.
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#22
What material are clown costumes made of?
Poly Jester.
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#23

You’re going to clown college?
You can’t be serious.
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#24
Where do clowns go to get married?
Clown Hall.
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#25
How huge was the clown’s hard drive?
100 giggle-bytes!
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#26
What kind of illness did the clown come down with?
Juggle fever.
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#27

Why was the clown’s mortgage turned down?
Because he could not afford the clown payments!
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#28

What kind of doctor tells people that laughter is the best medicine?
A clown doctor.
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#29
Why is Frankenstein such a good rodeo clown?
He can put you in stitches.
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#30
"I’m going to send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife.
Will she think that’s a romantic jester?"
Will she think that’s a romantic jester?"
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#31
Did you hear about the really dramatic circus clown?
His act was always in tents!
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#32

Why did the clown cross the road?
To get his rubber chicken from the store.
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#33
In the circus, who can see in the dark?
Acro-bats.
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#34
Why was the movie “Nemo” so funny?
It starred a clown fish.
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#35
What drink does The Joker dislike most?
Socie-tea!
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#36

The clown was complaining about being tired all the time…
Maybe he’s juggling too many things.
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#37
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
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#38
Which city was ruled by all clowns?
Honk-konk.
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#39
Why was the lopsided clown looking for another piece of cheese?
He only had one stilt-on!
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#40

Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone.
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