What are the first three things that come to mind when you hear the word “Canada”? That’s right, extreme politeness, maple syrup, and weirdly pronounced “about” and “out” (by the way, I did ask my Canadian friends about it, and they had not the foggiest clue what I was talking about). These three things, along with severe weather conditions and maybe hockey if you are sports savvy, are the staples of Canadian jokes.
It may be the general good-naturedness of the Canadian people or something entirely else that inspires us, but even the laziest person on earth has made jokes about Canada at least occasionally. Every so often, you will find a Canada joke or some Canada puns in movies and TV shows too, and here we’re not even talking about Ryan Reynolds being… well, Ryan Reynolds.
Whether you pledge allegiance to the red and white flag with the leaf, know someone who does, or just love Canadian humor, we invite you to scroll down and treat yourself to some funny Canadian jokes with some maple syrup puns on the side. Share them with your Canadian friends, and if you know more jokes about Canada, tell us in the comments.
#61 Canada’s way of saying sorry
How does Canada respond to coin shortages in the U.S.?
They give us Nickelback.
They give us Nickelback.
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#62 Alberta’s Low-Key Movie Obsession
People in Alberta love watching this one particular movie. It is called The Adventures of Tarsand!
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#63 Plot twist nobody saw coming
An American and a Canadian wants to watch a movie together.
American: Lets watch Titanic.
Canadian: What's that about?
American: Yes, it was. A big one that sank!
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#64 Dinner’s about to get political
What time was it when the monster gobbled up the Prime Minister?
Eight P.M.
Eight P.M.
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#65 That’s one ripe twist
What’s yellow, has red hair and freckles, and lives in PEI?
Banana of Green Gables!
Banana of Green Gables!
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#66 Oops, Canada’s new classic!
What do you call a Canadian sitcom about a naive boy?
Leave it to Bieber.
Leave it to Bieber.
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#67 Only in Canada, eh?
What does Canada do with hardened and dangerous criminals?
They give them red and white jerseys and call them the National Hockey Team.
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#68 Only Canada’s Exclusive Export
What does Canada produce that no other country in the world produces? Canadians.
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#69 Nice Try, Eh?
Someone tried to sell me Canada. I was having Nunavut.
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#70 Lowkey punning all day
What did Victoria say to Vancouver? I’ll BC-ing you later.
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#71 Fishing for trouble, literally
I was surprised to see the rate of crime on Canada's east coast is pretty high. It was because the thieves never get cod!
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#72 Pun Game: Unexpectedly Strong
Years ago, where did the Jamaican plant a tree in Canada? He did it in Mon-tree-al!
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#73 Geography Just Played Us All
What is the only place in the world where the United Kingdom and Latin America meet?
They meet in British Columbia.
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#74 Moodier Than Your Ex
Why is maple syrup always so sad? Because it’s sappy.
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#75 Canada’s Low-Key Spy Starter Pack
You know you are from Canada when… Like any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world, you possess a Canadian passport.
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#76 Canada’s Car Pun Just Hit Different
Did you know Tesla came out with a model exclusively in Canada?
It's a Model Eh.
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#77 Flexing his shell game
Why did the weightlifter move to Prince Edward Island?
To get the best mussels!
To get the best mussels!
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#78 When Dad Jokes Meet Business Advice
I finally decided to open a business in Canada.
My business advisors told me, “Don’t get cod feet!”
My business advisors told me, “Don’t get cod feet!”
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#79 Wiggle Before the Win
How do the Toronto Blue Jays get ready for a game?
They do worm-up sessions
They do worm-up sessions
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#80 This Pun Just Woke Me Up
What do all the people in the Capital of Canada eat for their breakfast?
Ottawaffles.
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