What are the first three things that come to mind when you hear the word “Canada”? That’s right, extreme politeness, maple syrup, and weirdly pronounced “about” and “out” (by the way, I did ask my Canadian friends about it, and they had not the foggiest clue what I was talking about). These three things, along with severe weather conditions and maybe hockey if you are sports savvy, are the staples of Canadian jokes.
It may be the general good-naturedness of the Canadian people or something entirely else that inspires us, but even the laziest person on earth has made jokes about Canada at least occasionally. Every so often, you will find a Canada joke or some Canada puns in movies and TV shows too, and here we’re not even talking about Ryan Reynolds being… well, Ryan Reynolds.
Whether you pledge allegiance to the red and white flag with the leaf, know someone who does, or just love Canadian humor, we invite you to scroll down and treat yourself to some funny Canadian jokes with some maple syrup puns on the side. Share them with your Canadian friends, and if you know more jokes about Canada, tell us in the comments.
#81 Nice try, eh?
What type of public transport do Canadians like for visiting America?
Zambonis.
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#82 When you get politely benched in Canada
During the ice hockey game, I tried to sneak into the front of the line.
Unfortunately, the guard caught me and told me, “Quebec to the end of the line!”
Unfortunately, the guard caught me and told me, “Quebec to the end of the line!”
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#83 Only Canadians Say “Highway” Like That
You know you are from Canada when… You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
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#84 Gotcha, but which camera though?
Although it is not illegal, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg in Canada? You have to use a camera.
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#85 Canada’s Remix Nobody Asked For
What song do pumped-up Canadians sing?
“Who Let the Sled Dogs Out?”
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#86 When “Eh” Turns into an Invite
How do you get invited to get-togethers in Canada?
Someone says, “Hey, we’re having a part-eh!”
Someone says, “Hey, we’re having a part-eh!”
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#87 When Sparks Fly, Legends Are Born
What happened when two Canadian musicians met during the fire at the gaming stop?
They formed Arcade Fire.
They formed Arcade Fire.
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#88 When the deer plays hard to get
While we were on a hunting trip to Canada, there was this deer that we kept tracking but couldn’t catch.
It led us on a wild moose chase.
It led us on a wild moose chase.
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#89 Soap so cold, it’s iconic
What’s every Canadian’s favorite soap opera?
The Cold & The Beautiful.
The Cold & The Beautiful.
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#90 Canada’s letter glow-up
Why did Canada add a C to its name in the very beginning? This was because it wanted to add anada letter to its name!
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#91 Nope, That’s Definitely Not Cheating
Apparently, lots of Canadians use "married but dating" sites.
What a sorry state of affairs.
What a sorry state of affairs.
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#92 When Penny Wars Spark Genius
How was copper wire invented?
Two Canadians were fighting over a penny.
Two Canadians were fighting over a penny.
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#93 When puns make the party cooler
Knock Knock
Whose There?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow big deal. We're celebrating Canada Day!
Whose There?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow big deal. We're celebrating Canada Day!
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#94 Guess Nunavut Said Nope
How much of Northern Canada can actually be inhabited by humans? Sadly, Nunavit!
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#95 Canadian wit level: expert
A Canadian man told me he was 100 years old.
I replied, “I Canada beleaf you are 100!”
I replied, “I Canada beleaf you are 100!”
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#96 Plot Twist Incoming
A man from Newfoundland went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy newf", so he decided to set a test for the Newfie hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.
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#97 Eh, that’s one for the highlight reel
What did the super-fan say when the Canadian National Team won the Hockey World Cup?
“What eh time to be ehlive!”
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#98 Plot twist: Canadians = unicorns
Whats the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing,theyre both fictional characters.
Nothing,theyre both fictional characters.
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#99 Plot twist: geography wins again
Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada?
They can't run that far.
They can't run that far.
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