What are the first three things that come to mind when you hear the word “Canada”? That’s right, extreme politeness, maple syrup, and weirdly pronounced “about” and “out” (by the way, I did ask my Canadian friends about it, and they had not the foggiest clue what I was talking about). These three things, along with severe weather conditions and maybe hockey if you are sports savvy, are the staples of Canadian jokes.
It may be the general good-naturedness of the Canadian people or something entirely else that inspires us, but even the laziest person on earth has made jokes about Canada at least occasionally. Every so often, you will find a Canada joke or some Canada puns in movies and TV shows too, and here we’re not even talking about Ryan Reynolds being… well, Ryan Reynolds.
Whether you pledge allegiance to the red and white flag with the leaf, know someone who does, or just love Canadian humor, we invite you to scroll down and treat yourself to some funny Canadian jokes with some maple syrup puns on the side. Share them with your Canadian friends, and if you know more jokes about Canada, tell us in the comments.
#41 Classic dad joke energy
Knock Knock
Whose There?
Yukon.
Yukon Who?
Yukon see the Northern Lights from here!
Whose There?
Yukon.
Yukon Who?
Yukon see the Northern Lights from here!
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#42 Talk to the hand, tree!
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest in Canada to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"
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#43 Pun intended, totally got me
Alanis Morissette asked me what the capital of Canada was?
I told her "I'm not sure"
Then she blurted out "You ottawa know"
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#44 Nature’s punniest predator
What has antlers and sucks blood? A moose-quito!
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#45 Sorry, Canada, not helping with your flat today
What is the type of tire that fixes itself on its own without troubling the driver? It is a Canadian tire.
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#46 Not Your Average Canadian Cougar Sightings
Which Canadian city is full of fierce cats? Vancougar.
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#47 When Sports Make Unexpected Switches
In New Brunswick, I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
I love hockey, but I want to follow a sport that’s a little less violent. Now I’m into boxing.
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#48 Moose Better Than Your Winter Blues
What do people say about Canada in the winter?
It’s the moose beautiful time of the year.
It’s the moose beautiful time of the year.
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#49 Mean, but polite—Canadian style
My wife says I get mean when I drink whiskey. Now I drink Canadian whiskey.
I am still mean but I am sorry, too.
I am still mean but I am sorry, too.
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#50 Ghosts know their poutine, eh?
What’s a Canadian ghost’s favorite food?
Boo-tine!
Boo-tine!
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#51 This One’s Too Chill
What’s a Canadian’s favorite comedy show?
It’s Always Snowing in Winnipeg.
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#52 Canada’s real MVP game?
What is Canada’s national board game?
Sorry.
Sorry.
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#53 Leaf it to the Canadians
How can someone tell that another person is from Canada?
By how they draw leaves.
By how they draw leaves.
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#54 When in doubt, pun it out
You can't make statements in Canada.
But you can make provincements.
But you can make provincements.
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#55 Bone to pick with that play
What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game? Driving the zam-boney.
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#56 Pop over soda, eh?
You know you are from Canada when… You drink pop, not soda.
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#57 Fish over traffic, every time
You know you are from Canada when… Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
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#58 Canadian Alphabet Problems
How do you spell Canada, eh?
C, eh?
N, eh?
D, eh?
N, eh?
D, eh?
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#59 More shocking than your morning coffee
Why was the tourist terrified during their trip to Canada?
There was so much tundra and lightning!
There was so much tundra and lightning!
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#60 Wait, Canada’s PM is Actually Trudeau?
My brother didn’t believe me when I told him the name of Canada’s prime minister.
I replied, “You may not believe me, but it’s Trudeau!”
I replied, “You may not believe me, but it’s Trudeau!”
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