What are the first three things that come to mind when you hear the word “Canada”? That’s right, extreme politeness, maple syrup, and weirdly pronounced “about” and “out” (by the way, I did ask my Canadian friends about it, and they had not the foggiest clue what I was talking about). These three things, along with severe weather conditions and maybe hockey if you are sports savvy, are the staples of Canadian jokes.
It may be the general good-naturedness of the Canadian people or something entirely else that inspires us, but even the laziest person on earth has made jokes about Canada at least occasionally. Every so often, you will find a Canada joke or some Canada puns in movies and TV shows too, and here we’re not even talking about Ryan Reynolds being… well, Ryan Reynolds.
Whether you pledge allegiance to the red and white flag with the leaf, know someone who does, or just love Canadian humor, we invite you to scroll down and treat yourself to some funny Canadian jokes with some maple syrup puns on the side. Share them with your Canadian friends, and if you know more jokes about Canada, tell us in the comments.
#21 Pun game: Stronger than maple syrup
Why do Canadians love helping people in times of trouble?
Because they are Can-aid-ians.
Because they are Can-aid-ians.
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#22 Lumberjack Level: Polite
In honour of Canada Day: How does a beaver greet another beaver?
Ma'Dam.
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#23 Canada’s Chillest Vacation Priorities
You know you are from Canada when… You don’t know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it’s just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.
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#24 Classic Canadian chill, eh?
How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
None — they accept things the way they are.
None — they accept things the way they are.
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#25 Sole Mates, Eh?
What’s a Canadians favorite kinda footwear…
Aboot.
Aboot.
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#26 Totally nailed the winter starter pack
You know you are from Canada when… You know what a toque is.
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#27 Well, That’s One Way to Season
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.
“Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the concierge.
“Toilette pepper!”
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#28 Canada’s “Sorry” Was Legendary
What did Canada contribute to the James Webb Space Telescope mission?
All the apologies for all the delays.
All the apologies for all the delays.
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#29 Peak Canadian Logic
If you’re Canadian when you go into the washroom, and you’re Canadian when you come out of the washroom, then what are you when you are in the washroom?
European!
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#30 Plot twist: Borderline comedy
Why didn’t the American make a joke about the Canadian border?
They realized that would cross a line.
They realized that would cross a line.
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#31 Only Canadians Say It Right
In Canada, they use “B.C.E.” instead of “B.C.” It stands for Before Christ, Eh?
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#32 Same thing, different accent
In Europe it's called a Lift, in Canada we call them elevators. I guess we're raised differently.
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#33 Eh-dventure in Learning
Why are Canadian students so smart?
They get lots of ehs.
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#34 Still bragging about 2010 goals, eh?
You know you are from Canada when… You know exactly where you were when Sidney Crosby scored the Golden Goal at the Vancouver Olympics in 2010!
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#35 Puns That Score Every Time
Why do hockey players like baking cakes? Because they’re great at icing.
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#36 Canada’s Deadliest Surprise
In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than a terrorist attack.
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#37 Maple Leaf Conspiracy Uncovered
I just found out Canada isn’t real. Turns out it was all maple leaf.
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#38 Winter Then July, Because Why Not?
What are two seasons predominantly seen in Canada? It is just winter and then July!
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#39 Mountain-level dad jokes, always.
What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains? I’ve got your covered.
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#40 Peak dad joke energy
Why shouldn’t curlers tell jokes on the ice? Because it might crack up!
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