Camping jokes are a quick way to get the whole campsite laughing, whether you are pitching your first tent or you have survived more than a few mosquito ambushes.
This collection rounds up the funniest jokes about camping, from clean one-liners and dad jokes for kids to puns about tents, campfires, and bears who are convinced your lunch belongs to them.
Let's be honest, there is a lot to love about camping: the oneness with nature, a roof of stars over your head, and the elements pulling you into a whole other world.
Then there is the other side, like dropping your phone in the creek, discovering you are wildly allergic to mosquito bites, and watching a bold bear wander off with your dinner while you answer the call of nature. The best camping jokes live right in that happy middle ground.
So whether you came for camping jokes for kids, a few groan-worthy dad jokes, or short one-liners to fire off around the fire, scroll down and pick your favorites.
Vote for the ones that make you laugh hardest, share them with your camping crew, and if these hit the spot, our nature jokes are next on your list.
#101
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken you also hear something growling?
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#102
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Kent!
Kent who?
Kent you please paddle any faster?
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#103
Why did the camp warden quit his job?
Because it was always in tents.
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#104
Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired?
Because they just finished a 31-day March!
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#105
What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?
The Canary Islands!
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#106
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Because they employ people from all walks of life.
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#107
Did you hear about the kidnapping in the woods?
It’s okay. He woke up.
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#108
Did you hear about the lawyer that got lost on a camping trip with one of his clients?
He was found with criminal in-tent.
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#109
The number seven went camping one day.
He packed his things, and he was sept for life.
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#110
It only costs a few bucks to get into our local aquarium if you’re camping nearby or dressed as a dolphin.
Yup, for all in tents and porpoises, it’s free!
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#111
"I went camping last week. It was in tents."
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#112
"A local farmer had opened up his land to campers. When I arrived, he helped me into the field with a wooden step over the fence. I told him that liked his stile."
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#113
What kind of bagels do all the campers eat?
A Winnebago.
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#114
Did you hear the one about the skunk who went camping?
Probably for the best… It really stinks.
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#115
If RV campers don’t have any lawn decorations, what do they have?
Mobile gnomes.
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#116
What does Barry Allen always remember to bring when he camps?
A flashlight.
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#117
What is green and loves going camping?
A boy sprout.
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#118
Teacher: "Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence."
Student: "Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my sister was bringing on to summer camp, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”"
Student: "Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my sister was bringing on to summer camp, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”"
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#119
Why did the summer camp counselors wear sunglasses?
Because their campers were so bright.
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#120
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 tents and another 2 tents and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already own a tent!”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already own a tent!”
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