Camping jokes are a quick way to get the whole campsite laughing, whether you are pitching your first tent or you have survived more than a few mosquito ambushes.
This collection rounds up the funniest jokes about camping, from clean one-liners and dad jokes for kids to puns about tents, campfires, and bears who are convinced your lunch belongs to them.
Let's be honest, there is a lot to love about camping: the oneness with nature, a roof of stars over your head, and the elements pulling you into a whole other world.
Then there is the other side, like dropping your phone in the creek, discovering you are wildly allergic to mosquito bites, and watching a bold bear wander off with your dinner while you answer the call of nature. The best camping jokes live right in that happy middle ground.
So whether you came for camping jokes for kids, a few groan-worthy dad jokes, or short one-liners to fire off around the fire, scroll down and pick your favorites.
Vote for the ones that make you laugh hardest, share them with your camping crew, and if these hit the spot, our nature jokes are next on your list.
#81
What kind of shoes do frogs wear when camping in the summer?
Open-toad shoes.
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#82
Why are RV campers so obedient?
They go where they’re towed.
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#83
What day of the week is best for camping at the beach?
Sun-day.
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#84
What vegetables like to camp?
Brussel scouts.
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#85
Where does Dale Earnhardt Jr. like to camp?
In Mada-NASCAR.
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#86
When the couple fell in love, they carved their initials into a tree. After they got married, they added a year. And for each kid, they carved their initials.
Then one day, while the couple went camping, the tree fell over and flattened their tent, which goes to show, karma’s a birch.
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#87
Did you hear about the guy who roped his camper to the bumper of his car?
His vacation went off without a hitch.
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#88
How do campers communicate with fish?
They drop a line!
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#89
What did the campers say when the guides asked them how they enjoyed the campfire?
They all gave it glowing reviews.
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#90
What did the beaver say to the tree at the campground?
"Been nice gnawing yo."
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#91
If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?
Pretty big hands.
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#92
Why didn’t the swimmer go away for the weekend with his friends to the campground?
He thought they said they were going cramping.
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#93
"Was out camping when a monk tried to sell me flowers but I said no. I like to do my bit to prevent florist friars."
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#94
"I took a poll the other day. Turns out 100% of campers get angry when their tents fall down."
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#95
Police just arrested a lurker with a knife hiding in people’s sleeping gear at a popular camping site.
He was charged with criminal in-tent.
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#96
"I went to the camping supply store and was going to buy a tent but the pegs were on the top shelf. The stakes were too high."
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#97
When police discovered a huge cache of stolen camping equipment they called in the public to view a table of con-tents.
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#98
An escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods.
It was a clear case of criminal in tent.
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#99
"When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for asthmatic children. It was so much fun singing songs around the humidifire."
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#100 Clean Camping Jokes Everyone Will Get
What happened when the camper paddling on a river in winter lit a fire because he felt cold?
He discovered that he can't have his kayak and heat it too.
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