Camping jokes are a quick way to get the whole campsite laughing, whether you are pitching your first tent or you have survived more than a few mosquito ambushes.
This collection rounds up the funniest jokes about camping, from clean one-liners and dad jokes for kids to puns about tents, campfires, and bears who are convinced your lunch belongs to them.
Let's be honest, there is a lot to love about camping: the oneness with nature, a roof of stars over your head, and the elements pulling you into a whole other world.
Then there is the other side, like dropping your phone in the creek, discovering you are wildly allergic to mosquito bites, and watching a bold bear wander off with your dinner while you answer the call of nature. The best camping jokes live right in that happy middle ground.
So whether you came for camping jokes for kids, a few groan-worthy dad jokes, or short one-liners to fire off around the fire, scroll down and pick your favorites.
Vote for the ones that make you laugh hardest, share them with your camping crew, and if these hit the spot, our nature jokes are next on your list.
#121
What did the little boy say when he found a spider in his tent?
"Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!"
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#122
What outdoor sport do spiders like when camping?
Fly fishing.
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#123
What scares Irish kids when their camping?
Paddy long legs.
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#124
What do fir trees always remember to bring when camping near a lake?
Their swimming trunks.
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#125 Even More Funny Camping Jokes
What did the campers call the bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
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#126
"Bought stuff cheap from the Richard III Camping Shop last December. The sign said “Now Is The Winter Of Our Discount Tents.”"
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#127
"Camping in a field and we found an old Landrover. That was a nice Discovery."
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#128
"My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa. I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping. With a really angry bear somewhere close by…"
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#129
Two kids are camping in their backyard, it’s gotten pretty late and neither of them have watches.
“What time do you think it is?” One of them asks the other.
“Just make a ton of noise,” says the other.
The first kid gets confused and decides to do it anyways.
After a few seconds of screaming a light turns on in another yard and a neighbour yells, “YOU CRAZY KIDS, IT’S 2 IN THE MORNING!”
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#130
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Carrie!
Carrie who?
Carrie on with your camping.
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#131
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Comin!
Comin who?
Comin side the tent, 'cause it's freezing outside.
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#132
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. So let's go camping.
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#133
What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping?
Criminal intent.
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#134
Why is flaked tuna a good product for both dolphins and campers?
Because it's very useful for all in-tents and porpoises.
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Camping Dad Jokes
#135
What did the tired campfire say at the end of a long night?
"I'm all logged out."
"I'm all logged out."
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#136
Why is a mountain the funniest place to pitch a tent?
Because the whole landscape is hill-arious.
Because the whole landscape is hill-arious.
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#137
What music do backpackers play while cooking dinner?
Some classic Rock 'n' Roast.
Some classic Rock 'n' Roast.
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#138
What did the tent pole say to the shivering sleeping bag at midnight?
"Don't worry, buddy, I've got you covered."
"Don't worry, buddy, I've got you covered."
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#139 Camping Jokes For Kids
What did the sleeping bag say to the exhausted hiker?
"Zip it and get some rest."
"Zip it and get some rest."
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#140
What is a snake's favorite part of summer camp?
The sss-mores.
The sss-mores.
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