Camping jokes are a quick way to get the whole campsite laughing, whether you are pitching your first tent or you have survived more than a few mosquito ambushes.
This collection rounds up the funniest jokes about camping, from clean one-liners and dad jokes for kids to puns about tents, campfires, and bears who are convinced your lunch belongs to them.
Let's be honest, there is a lot to love about camping: the oneness with nature, a roof of stars over your head, and the elements pulling you into a whole other world.
Then there is the other side, like dropping your phone in the creek, discovering you are wildly allergic to mosquito bites, and watching a bold bear wander off with your dinner while you answer the call of nature. The best camping jokes live right in that happy middle ground.
So whether you came for camping jokes for kids, a few groan-worthy dad jokes, or short one-liners to fire off around the fire, scroll down and pick your favorites.
Vote for the ones that make you laugh hardest, share them with your camping crew, and if these hit the spot, our nature jokes are next on your list.
#61
When did the girl jump out of the tent?
When her brother said he like his sleeping bug.
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#62
"Got camping insurance but apparently if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night I’m no longer covered."
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#63
Why do people hate camping with octopuses?
Tent-tickles.
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#64
"My son and I went camping yesterday and he asked me how to start a campfire. I explained, “You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same. Then you’ll have a match.”"
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#65
A man got lost on a camping trip.
Rescuers scoured the wilderness until a medical emergency team finally spotted a solitary figure across a wide chasm.
Rescuers scoured the wilderness until a medical emergency team finally spotted a solitary figure across a wide chasm.
“Charlie Smith,” someone shouted, “is that you?”
“Yes, it is,” came the reply. “Who are you?”
“We’re from the Red Cross.”
“I gave at the office!” Charlie shouted back.
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#66
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Arthur!
Arthur who?
Arthur any spiders at the campsite?
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#67
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Colleen!
Colleen who?
Colleen up the mess at the campsite before you leave.
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#68
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Matt!
Matt who?
Matt-resses at this camp are hard as rocks.
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#69
Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase on his RV trip?
Because he already had a trunk!
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#70
Why don’t mummies go on camping?
They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
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#71
What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
“Sandwiches!”
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#72
Why did the robot go on camping?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
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#73
Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall…
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#74
Where did the sheep go to camping?
The Baa-hamas!
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#75 More Jokes About Camping
"I lost my job keeping people warm at the campsite. “You’re fired wood,” they said."
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#76
"I slept like a log last night. I woke up on the campfire…"
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#77
"I’ve always wanted to try camping, but I’ve heard it’s really in tents"
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#78
"I wasn’t sure about camping, but a guy roped me into it."
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#79
A young boy goes camping in the woods for the first time with his dad.
After they set up camp, he asks his dad where he can go to the toilet.
“That’s the beauty of camping in the woods,” the father replies, “You can go to the toilet wherever you want.”
After five minutes or so, the young lad wanders back to the campfire.
“So, where did you go to the toilet then, son?” The father asks.
“In your tent,” the boy replies.
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#80
What do you call a camper that drives through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
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