Camping jokes are a quick way to get the whole campsite laughing, whether you are pitching your first tent or you have survived more than a few mosquito ambushes.
This collection rounds up the funniest jokes about camping, from clean one-liners and dad jokes for kids to puns about tents, campfires, and bears who are convinced your lunch belongs to them.
Let's be honest, there is a lot to love about camping: the oneness with nature, a roof of stars over your head, and the elements pulling you into a whole other world.
Then there is the other side, like dropping your phone in the creek, discovering you are wildly allergic to mosquito bites, and watching a bold bear wander off with your dinner while you answer the call of nature. The best camping jokes live right in that happy middle ground.
So whether you came for camping jokes for kids, a few groan-worthy dad jokes, or short one-liners to fire off around the fire, scroll down and pick your favorites.
Vote for the ones that make you laugh hardest, share them with your camping crew, and if these hit the spot, our nature jokes are next on your list.
#41
When camping during autumn, what’s the warmest part of the tent?
The corner — it’s usually about 90 degrees.
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#42
Which type of witches like to camp on the beach?
Sandwitches.
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#43
When does a detective working a case on a campsite stay in a tent?
When he’s under cover.
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#44
What did one camper say to his friend after telling a chilling story?
"I can come up with s'more stories if you'd like."
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#45
Did you hear about Elwood that got fired from his job of keeping people warm at campsites?
They told him, "You're fired wood."
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#46
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie more marshmallows to eat on the campfire?
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#47
What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together?
A BEARel of laughs!
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#48
What’s another name for a sleeping bag?
A nap sack.
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#49
If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark.
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#50 Short Camping Jokes And One-Liners
Smokers are great people to go camping with.
You can easily outrun them if a bear attacks.
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#51
"I asked my llama if his cousin wanted to go camping. Thrilled, he ran off screaming, “Alpaca tent!"
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#52
"Did you hear the one about the happy camper?"
"Nope, but I heard about the Jolly Rancher!"
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#53
"No more bad camping puns! I can’t bear it!"
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#54
Where do sharks like to camp?
Finland.
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#55
Man takes along a bat to go camping. His friend asks if it’s for the bears.
Man: “No. This will not stop a bear.”
Friend: “What will you do if a bear crosses our path?”
Man: “I’ll run.”
Friend: “Run? You can’t outrun a bear.”
Man: “I don’t have to. I just have to outrun you.”
Friend: “But you can’t outrun me.”
Man: “That’s what the bat is for.”
Friend: “What will you do if a bear crosses our path?”
Man: “I’ll run.”
Friend: “Run? You can’t outrun a bear.”
Man: “I don’t have to. I just have to outrun you.”
Friend: “But you can’t outrun me.”
Man: “That’s what the bat is for.”
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#56
Family at an RV lot to the salesman: “We’d like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us.”
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#57
Where do eggs go for summer camp?
New Yolk City!
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#58
Can a frog jump higher than the average tent?
Of course, tents can’t jump.
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#59
What do bears call campers in sleeping bags?
Soft tacos.
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#60
How do computer programmers make extra money in the summer?
They take on part-time jobs helping campers get rid of bugs.
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