Camping jokes are a quick way to get the whole campsite laughing, whether you are pitching your first tent or you have survived more than a few mosquito ambushes.
This collection rounds up the funniest jokes about camping, from clean one-liners and dad jokes for kids to puns about tents, campfires, and bears who are convinced your lunch belongs to them.
Let's be honest, there is a lot to love about camping: the oneness with nature, a roof of stars over your head, and the elements pulling you into a whole other world.
Then there is the other side, like dropping your phone in the creek, discovering you are wildly allergic to mosquito bites, and watching a bold bear wander off with your dinner while you answer the call of nature. The best camping jokes live right in that happy middle ground.
So whether you came for camping jokes for kids, a few groan-worthy dad jokes, or short one-liners to fire off around the fire, scroll down and pick your favorites.
Vote for the ones that make you laugh hardest, share them with your camping crew, and if these hit the spot, our nature jokes are next on your list.
#21
What’s brown, hairy and can be found in a tent?
A coconut camping.
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#22
"My parents sent me to mime camp one summer. I still can’t talk about it."
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#23
"My girlfriend asked me what my favorite extreme hobby was, I replied "Camping. Because it’s in tents.""
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#24
When’s the only time and place most teens go camping?
In front of Best Buy the day before the release of the new Call of Duty!
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#25 The Best Camping Jokes
Where does a camper keep his money?
In the River Bank!
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#26
At camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?
Nothing, it just waved.
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#27
If you ever get cold while camping, just stand in the corner of a tent for a while.
They’re normally around 90 degrees.
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#28
Why didn’t the bike want to go camping?
It was two tired.
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#29
"My wife and I went camping to save our marriage. It was an in tents situation."
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#30
How many RVers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one… The others are dealing with their grey water issues.
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#31
"I Googled my symptoms… Turns out I’m having camping withdrawals."
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#32
At camp when do you go at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon.
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#33
Where do canoes at summer camp go when they are sick?
To the dock.
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#34
What type of chair is good at yoga?
A folding chair.
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#35
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
RV.
RV who?
RV there yet?
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#36
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie these camping chairs, please.
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#37
What did the father say to his daughter when her marshmallows kept falling into the campfire?
"Stick with it."
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#38
While sitting around a campfire, a boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
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#39
What warm drink helps mom relax when they’re camping?
Calm-omile tea.
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#40
Did you hear about the camper who broke his left arm?
He’s all right now.
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