Hark and listen to the sky! Join our boat o' fun with these 'ere charmin' boating jokes!
Whether ye be a sailor, a gentleman o' fortune, or a lord o' unknown breeding, these 'ere jokes will tickle yer jolly bone an' see ye through a storm o' laughter. Totally unscathed an' safe, yet with jolly tears in yer eyes!
Okay, pardon us for this piratesque intermission - somehow it's always the gentleman o' fortune that pops into our heads when thinking about anything at least remotely related to the seven seas. Say, something like these sailing jokes here!
That's right, it's our collection of jolly good jokes about boats, and even if the sea for you is sandy beaches and vacations, there will be at least one of these hilarious jokes that you'll feel deeply touched by. Meaning, of course, it will bring a gale of laughter! And might make you want to get a pet parrot while you're at it.
Anyway, boat jokes are definitely not just for pirates, fishermen, and fancy people - they're for everyone! And, if you feel these sail jokes will do you some good, too, then scroll on down below to check them out. Once you are done, give the best jokes your vote, and share this article with your friends!
#101
What do you call a ship that blinks a lot?
A lighthouse.
A lighthouse.
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#102
What happened to the Spanish guy who was on a cruise ship?
He got lost at 'Si.'
He got lost at 'Si.'
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#103
What did the captain tell the passengers on the boat?
"It's going to be a cruizy ride!"
"It's going to be a cruizy ride!"
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#104
What did the boat say to the other boat?
"Can I get a free pass on row-mance?"
"Can I get a free pass on row-mance?"
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#105
What was the sailor getting ready to do?
To warship!
To warship!
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#106
What activity do zombies like to do on a cruise ship?
They like to shuffle-board!
They like to shuffle-board!
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#107
Why did the sailor fall asleep?
Because he went for snore-kling!
Because he went for snore-kling!
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#108
I'm sorry, but this boat is knot for sail.
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#109
What did Gotye say after he sold his boat?
"Now you’re just a boat that I used to row."
"Now you’re just a boat that I used to row."
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#110
What’s the world’s most efficient bilge pump?
A scared man with a bucket.
A scared man with a bucket.
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#111
When the bottom of a cargo ship got a hole, it had one hull of a problem.
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#112
What is the name of the captain of a boat made of cork?
Bobby.
Bobby.
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#113
How do you get fresh milk from a boat?
By pulling on its rudder.
By pulling on its rudder.
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#114
What did the empty boat say when he was asked why he wasn’t leaving the dock?
“I haven’t got a crew.”
“I haven’t got a crew.”
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#115
How did they label the boxes of snails that were loaded on the barge?
S-cargo.
S-cargo.
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#116
What race doesn’t require running?
A regatta race.
A regatta race.
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#117
What happens when a boat passes near a sleeping duck?
It’s a wake.
It’s a wake.
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#118
Boating sounds like a terrible idea on paper.
But it’s a thousand times better on water.
But it’s a thousand times better on water.
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#119
Did you know that you can fit any boat on your head like a hat, if you flip it over?
That makes it capsized.
That makes it capsized.
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#120
A catamaran sailing in the frostbite series race lost its mast and was nearly overturned by a large wave.
The headline in the club newsletter the next day was, ‘Cata-frostic Dismaster.’
The headline in the club newsletter the next day was, ‘Cata-frostic Dismaster.’
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