Hark and listen to the sky! Join our boat o' fun with these 'ere charmin' boating jokes!
Whether ye be a sailor, a gentleman o' fortune, or a lord o' unknown breeding, these 'ere jokes will tickle yer jolly bone an' see ye through a storm o' laughter. Totally unscathed an' safe, yet with jolly tears in yer eyes!
Okay, pardon us for this piratesque intermission - somehow it's always the gentleman o' fortune that pops into our heads when thinking about anything at least remotely related to the seven seas. Say, something like these sailing jokes here!
That's right, it's our collection of jolly good jokes about boats, and even if the sea for you is sandy beaches and vacations, there will be at least one of these hilarious jokes that you'll feel deeply touched by. Meaning, of course, it will bring a gale of laughter! And might make you want to get a pet parrot while you're at it.
Anyway, boat jokes are definitely not just for pirates, fishermen, and fancy people - they're for everyone! And, if you feel these sail jokes will do you some good, too, then scroll on down below to check them out. Once you are done, give the best jokes your vote, and share this article with your friends!
#121
Why did the Pirate give his ship a coat of paint?
Its timbers were shivering.
Its timbers were shivering.
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#122
What do you call a boat full of mean potatoes?
A dictatorship.
A dictatorship.
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#123
What does Mike Tyson do when his boat starts leaking?
First, he thinks for a while... Then he dethides to thwim.
First, he thinks for a while... Then he dethides to thwim.
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#124
My husband told me I could choose the name he'd paint on the back of his new boat with the condition it be nautical themed.
So I named it... "For Sail."
So I named it... "For Sail."
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#125
My great-grandfather sunk 7 U-boats during WW2.
Some say that he was the most incompetent captain in the Kriegsmarine.
Some say that he was the most incompetent captain in the Kriegsmarine.
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#126
Before my operation, the anaesthesiologists asked if I wanted to be knocked out via gas or boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
It was an ether/oar situation.
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#127
Just bought a really expensive barge pole.
I thought I would push the boat out.
I thought I would push the boat out.
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#128
I saw a man trying to juggle ten rowing implements.
It was truly oar inspiring.
It was truly oar inspiring.
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#129
I’m not one for buoyancy, but you know, whatever floats your boat.
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#130
One of my friends was cooking in a wok on the back of a boat.
He was making a stern fry.
He was making a stern fry.
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